The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Oh, the Places We'll Bomb: An Overview of Current US Operations The United States and Israel recently launched a war against Iran which is already spreading into a regional war, with Israel now pushing into Lebanon with seemingly no end game aside from total…

New video! A look at the ongoing bombing campaigns by the United States, and what we *could* be doing if we thought taxes were viable for something besides explosives

Watch it here: youtu.be/EQtlwmWgOLc

What higher praise for @seanmcarroll.bsky.social than to be on this list?

I saw a video where guy got drunk and read off all the Ptolemy marriages.

Got silly because they reuse names like the Targaryens (probably Martin’s source material). Got silly around a Ptolemy marrying Cleopatra who then had a Ptolemy and Cleopatra, maybe a few of them, they’re not sure.

A Web Revival: the Internet didn't die, you're just not on it YouTube video by onionboots

There’s a web page revival brewing

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Stocks So Good You'd Forget About the Child Abuse | Stuff Keeps Happening In today's episode of Stuff Keeps Happening, we take a whirlwind tour of the goings-ons of various branches of the US federal government as they all try to find a single shred of competence. Also, a…

Today's episode of Stuff Keeps Happening is up! Just like the dow!

youtu.be/LEio_uxq8oA

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

BBC News headlines: Education School caterers 'confident' of meat Missing children data 'worrying'

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

Seven reasons why hosting a silly little potluck (or game night, or porch hang, or book club, or group hike) is essential to defeating fascism Honestly, I don't think we'll win if you don't

Community defeats fascism 🤝
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obviously it shouldn't have taken the killing of an All American, virtuous white guy in order to make even the most committed psychos start to panic, but it did, and now they're panicking.

Bless the people of Minnesota. You're our guiding light.

I don’t know how you’d put He-man in corporate America and not make a pronoun gag. It’s right there.

they gotta be trolling me

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats

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Holy shit, this thread.

Just your periodic reminder that “trauma bond“ refers to the bond between an abuser and those they abuse. It does not refer to the affinity between people who have experienced the same trauma together; that is called “shared trauma”.

Paranoia Mandatory Bonus Fun Card Game

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Read this it’s awesome

please buy my bass-heavy shakespearean concept album, Funk as Puck

Our first ad of 2026! Because politics stuck in 2006 won't meet the moment.

It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.

dolphin brainz and it gets worse from there #science #dolphin #weirdfacts #brain YouTube video by Sage the Bad Naturalist

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This is like the opposite of the thing where if you want someone to like you, get them to do something for you.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times