maggie

well that was some weird shit.

when did the SOTU become part of awards season?

on earth 2, kamala’s SOTU just ended and it was very boring and policy-heavy and wonky and did not involve a hockey team full of misogynists as SOTUs should be.

can someone just Do It already

WE DID IT JOE

so they know his songs?

a rca television sits on a wooden table next to stacks of cds ALT: a rca television sits on a wooden table next to stacks of cds

that JD Vance opening ceremony jump scare

mentally preparing to once again spend every weekend in Pennsylvania come fall 2028 www.instagram.com/reel/DUWu43i...

oh my god I hate him so much

i wonder what the reviews are like for the Doug Emhoff documentary in the alternate universe on Earth 2

mom i hate this babysitter come save us please

the centrist position in 2028 needs to be “publicly hang everyone in ICE and bury them in an unmarked grave”

is Twitter down because It Happened

it’s giving Bruce Springsteen’s worst concert story before “promised land.”

the foreign agent question is a typical vetting question. i had to answer to get my clearance and i was just a normie doing gov’t comms. he’s still salty over not being picked and as usual, she was right.

and as we saw in 2024, blue misogynoir is very much a thing.

also kind of crazy that Jersey and VA have woman governors before darker blue states like California and Massachusetts. candidate quality matters!

spanberger’s inauguration today feels like an alternate 2025 universe or some sort of do-over from last year

is he single?

if he has dementia and needs things labeled can he at least not be the fucking tackiest

a second plane has hit the club chalamet towers.

the good news is that this mf’er is going to be dead soon.

“stranger things” has been not great this season yet i very much ugly cried at that finale, oof.

a man in a black leather jacket is kneeling on the ground ALT: a man in a black leather jacket is kneeling on the ground

finding another liberal at a party in one of the reddest counties in jersey

17 years since i peaked.

a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` loud noises '' written on his face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` loud noises '' written on his face .

that speech

i wonder what it’s like on earth 2 where nothing happened this year and president kamala is minding her own business

did he just go face first into a mound of coke before getting on camera

he really sucks without an audience. this is just yelling into the ether.