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@smellyhoustonian

Sidewalks. Crosswalks. Cargo Bikes. Road Bikes. Longhorns. Astros. Rockets

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Matt. I've known you for awhile now and can comfortably say you're in my top 5 straits for sure.

11.03.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Antonio Cromartie

11.03.2026 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Donald Trump knew what the Strait of Hormuz was before this week I would be incredibly surprised.

11.03.2026 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Money for nothing

11.03.2026 03:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Name ur top 5 straits.

Gibraltar the GOAT
Hormuz
Bering
Magellan
Bosphorous

Fight me whatever idc

11.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Ok but I still think young underemployed leftists should join their local PD

10.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit congrats!

10.03.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm a lawyer challenge impossible

10.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quite literally the only two things that matter and can move the needle in this country are 1) gas prices and 2) TSA lines

09.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they would have made the playoffs this year he probably passes Jerry Rice in playoff TDs and yards, I bet that is eating at him

09.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just get CLEAR.

Been at Hobby twice in the last week with the crazy lines and the clear line was way easier so last Monday I signed up and just went right through

09.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

End forever wars?
No, more blood for oil!

08.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They definitely would have. No team had trouble with the 1 stop with the early VSC stop.

Under the current tire paradigm you need to just pit at the earliest possible point and ride it out

08.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tire Delta has essentially not been a thing at all in F1 for awhile.

Ferrari needed to keep the faster Merc behind them. Track position was key, to miss two VSC pits is too much

08.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She killed her own dog.

Just a nightmare of a human.

06.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please note I'm old and have never been cool

06.03.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agora forever

06.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fulshear ass behavior.

05.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I going to see Altuve in an Astros uni this year???

05.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There will be a million TV commercials about how he is not a real Christian, he supports trans rights, says god is genderless etc. I don't know if he can break through the wall of Fox News Christianity.

$100 million worth.

05.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still going strong on my mini. Almost at 8 years.

04.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would kill for a re-release of the mini

04.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rams Legend Aaron Donald made 'Make-A-Wish' Kid Throw Up Matthew Stafford tells Jason & Travis Kelce
Rams Legend Aaron Donald made 'Make-A-Wish' Kid Throw Up Matthew Stafford tells Jason & Travis Kelce YouTube video by Jeff Skversky

Just an incredible story from Stafford on this.

www.youtube.com/shorts/dBxFf...

04.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kobe called himself Mamba but it's actually Russ Westbrook. Absolutely no chill, 100 mph all the time

04.03.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the other end of it - this sounds like "young men want to do Heroin and Democrats are coming out saying Heroin is bad, we can't connect with young men"

03.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They double down on the bullshit by making them have an equal number of machines for Ds and Rs.

So if an area is 80% Dem, each side still only has 10 machines each

03.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#1 no you wouldn't

#2 he's an above average defender according the metrics and he gets a bunch of steals.

#3 he's the best offensive player of the century makes up for not being a DPOY level defender.

#4 you live in Houston that man has tortured us for more than a decade

26.02.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*yes

26.02.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*basketball player

26.02.2026 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Steph Curry is the best player of this century

26.02.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0