Tiglath-Pilezzer 🏳️‍⚧️

A black and white cat looks out from inside a plastic carrier bag

Every day is an adventure when you’re a wee cat

magic curse to make enemy shit goblins

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

bsky.app/profile/swin... This is probably what happened to the upper echelon of the Labour party, and certainly the Tories etc. Tufton St wonks are now so brainrotted by right-wing slop that they struggle to be normal enough to get jobs elsewhere

bsky.app/profile/comm... I honestly think they think they won against Imperial Japan by firebombing Tokyo when it was #1 Operation Starvation and #2 Soviets invading Manchuria that prompted surrender

Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff

This Country is doomed There's nothing I can do WRONG MINDSET - Learned helplessness (fell for their Propaganda) - Energy wasted in anger - Depression and anxiety This country is doomed It's my chance to take over CORRECT MINDSET - Pattern recognition (Paid attention in History clnss) - In full control of own destiny - Excited for the future

90% of NHS GP visits would be better replaced with a sympathetic shaman, who at least understands how crucial the dr-patient relationship is and that they are an intermediary between the patient and society-as-a-whole

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

bsky.app/profile/ferg... again, one of the (nasty little) contentions is "masking is fake and doesn't exist", which is something that ought to be easily testable

when I was at Middlesex there were a small subset of academics and staff that clearly thought 90% of their students shouldn't be at university at all. this attitude does not help their students

bsky.app/profile/theg... interestingly, he doesn't state a single bit of evidence. just distain and classism.

I've been playing with "deyankification" myself

you're asking climate activists to go in and unseat the Iranian regime now? 🤣🤣🤣

bsky.app/profile/anar... these people are in a bubble. the average voter is not frothing at the mouth to immolate Tehran

Wealthy Dubai residents race back to UAE to avoid tax bills Some risk spending too few days in the emirate and too many in the UK

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later.

There was a new sign:

"This sleeping willow is full."

And a map of other locations to try.

hell yeah, *checks pronouns* brother!

because it turns your government and country into even more of a laughing stock by indulging her freakish obsession with strangers' genitalia

It's wonderful how you can do nepotism right out in the open if you label calling it out sexist!

Imogen Walker - Wikipedia

they are separate people and she may be completely unaware of her husband's misdeeds, but remember that the MP next-door to her is Morgan McSweeney's wife. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imogen_...

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

just sent in the final version of an essay on Rachel Pollack (may her memory be a blessing) for the @feministpress.bsky.social reprint of A Secret Woman and as a teaser here are the footnotes

Hello, book people! I am the book content editor for Reactor Mag and I'm looking for 2026 sci-fi, fantasy, horror, romantasy, and speculative books coming out in the second half of the year! If you have an adult or YA SFF/H book out July-Dec (or publicist), share the link/info here!

bsky.app/profile/tris... Can Starmer Read? just asking questions here

bsky.app/profile/edne... of COURSE we're the country about to hand everything over to the robot wallet inspector

bsky.app/profile/step... Golf delenda est

screenshot of twitter but there is a faint overlay of a horse image covering the entire screen

screenshot of twitter but there is an overlay of a horse image covering the entire screen

screenshot of twitter but there is a heavy overlay of a horse image covering the entire screen, at this point, you cant really see anything behind the horse

due to my horrible doomscrolling addiction, i have made a script to slowly fade in a horse over my entire browser over the course of a minute that you cannot remove unless you refresh the page making it so i cant use twitter for more than 2 minutes