hand on my thigh??? Before marriage?????

@joviidylan.bsky.social

#MYfutch

Thank you for your service

No philosofficer its hi how are you

Pekoe tea w/ a biscuit 👌

"some things get lost in the wash, you get found in the wash"

“Justin Castro the father of Canadian colonialism” @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social

It’s a chasecret @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social

"doctor, my hooha's out of whack" - some bitch

@3ther34lboxy.bsky.social sadam Hussein?

When ur male coworker says "can you stay longer" instead of "happy international women's day my Queen. You must not lift a finger today"

Don’t be shy quote me

Does a double negative equal a positive when it comes to Covid tests

Dropping trou on fisgard

“An egg is the best way I can express my frustration”

Feeling a little more normal now I just need to try to update my resume

I don’t miss 2016 like that thanks

Don’t be shy I am also in need

Having combined coffee and stimulants will either make me unlock the 25th hour of the day, continue obsessively cutting my hair or have a panic attack

It was Jod -Lav

pansexuals with postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Or as I call them pans with pots

I’m 2 days late I know. Don’t crucify me… oh wait..

Enough with the euphemisms just call it sex

Don’t get too crazy now

@manicpixidckgrl.bsky.social happy Ash Wednesday to Catholic Jane

The holy trinity: mourning loathing and pining

Everyone @somedyke.bsky.social is now “Dottie Dottie like a bag of takis”

We must now see a pic of 18 yr old April

I was inspired