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Albert

@albertcumus

About: NSFW. Lewds and general tomfoolery Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him, British Likes: hot minds and hot voices Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that About you: mdni Additional: Very relaxed about saves and reposts. Fill your boots.

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Mirrors are liars and brains are the biggest liars of all. Be as kind and as gentle as you possibly can.

11.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Reddit promo for a F4M Audio called "Your AirPods Are Dying, Dumbass, Hurry Up And Cum Already" written by HypnoMan201 performed by Aussiegirlj. Art by Stefania-Art. 
Tags included: Shitpost, Meta, Fourth Wall Break, Romantic GFE to Annoyed VA Speaker, Sensual BJ to Fast Fellatio, Deepthroat, Gagging, Listener Cums, Swallowing, Shittalk, Name Calling, Bullying, More Deepthroat.
Work of Fiction Written by, performed by and intended for Adults over the age of 18.

Reddit promo for a F4M Audio called "Your AirPods Are Dying, Dumbass, Hurry Up And Cum Already" written by HypnoMan201 performed by Aussiegirlj. Art by Stefania-Art. Tags included: Shitpost, Meta, Fourth Wall Break, Romantic GFE to Annoyed VA Speaker, Sensual BJ to Fast Fellatio, Deepthroat, Gagging, Listener Cums, Swallowing, Shittalk, Name Calling, Bullying, More Deepthroat. Work of Fiction Written by, performed by and intended for Adults over the age of 18.

πŸŽ§πŸŽ™οΈLast Nights Audio DropπŸŽ™οΈπŸŽ§

Had so much fun doing this one!

Written by: HypnoMan201
Art: @stefania-art.bsky.social

Listen on Reddit: www.reddit.com/user/Aussieg...

11.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOVE SMERZ!

10.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the emptiness of those days too well. They're always worth surviving.

10.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those days find you. They also pass πŸ«‚

10.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg you're such a smokeshow

10.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A baddie was indeed born and has come to fulfill her destiny. You are amazing. 🩷

10.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great spirits shine like lasers and leave you feeling honoured to bask in their glow, even from half a world away. Happiest of birthdays to the beautiful and insanely talented @bananaquet-va.bsky.social. May nothing but happiness come through your door. 😘

10.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh just a lil lunchtime offering!

10.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Male torso in open jeans 'replete' with arm

Male torso in open jeans 'replete' with arm

Tummy I guess

10.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You look happy and have your life in order. Blocked.

09.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I was just gonna go with "till death do us part" but yours are better

09.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lana Del Rey - Margaret (Audio) ft. Bleachers
Lana Del Rey - Margaret (Audio) ft. Bleachers YouTube video by LanaDelReyVEVO

Currently in a lil indie coffee shop feeling tired and drinking espresso and the owner has just put this on. Like, just SAY if you want me to go - you don't have to turn me into a blubbering mess first.

youtu.be/2xtKhqbNBoY?...

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ–€

09.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! x

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Women ARE this community. Everything else is an accessory

09.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!

09.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

09.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nb I'm going to be 'graduate training'. Mainly training them that grown-ups have no idea what they're talking about, but that's a valuable lesson to learn...

09.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love love love this!

09.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Masc in a suit

Masc in a suit

Due to a series of highly unfortunate events (ie a big fuck-off bill) I have been forced to take a proper job that involves leaving the house for most of this week. Until we meet again, here's some work mono

09.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I love this! I live next to a park which is unremarkable in almost every way except for its blossom trees each spring. They are insane. Like, Japanese tourists actually come to take pictures of them. Everything and everyone has their moment.

08.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So are you πŸ«‚πŸ˜˜

08.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ps I'll get out of the way now. Today is yours.

08.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy international women's day to the queens: the mothers, the lovers, the poets, the actors, the artists, the authors, the soul-sharers and all the shining celestial spirits who bless this space with their talent and their courage.

You are the best 🩷

08.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Masc in the shower with torso and legs visible

Masc in the shower with torso and legs visible

Is this any use?

08.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got a good deal on an oven today but it's the food where they get you, isn't it?

07.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Red you are gorgeous. Love will find you.

07.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hi!

07.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha I would not rate its chances of maintaining its air of insouciance

07.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0