Mario is Manspreading While He Gives DK a Kongcussion with his own Bananas. (I think that's what this game is called)
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Mario is Manspreading While He Gives DK a Kongcussion with his own Bananas. (I think that's what this game is called)
Concept doodles by Gregg Mayles of various pirately Kremlings, most of whom made it into the game in some form. Although poor Klunk ended up having his own lockjaw saga from stepping on that big rusty nail and wasn't able to make it.
TOMORROW AT 2 PM PACIFIC! Enter an alternate universe where we fight Klubba FOR REAL, Kaptain K. Rool has a stupid beard, Dixie is named Diddiane, and more - as we explore, discuss and theorize about DKC2 concept art on The Kremling Kronology!
Shy Guy newscaster from Mario vs Donkey Kong
Tonight I will be playing Mario vs Donkey Kong (the original) for the first time! I've never played anything in this sub-series before and they are really the only "Donkey Kong" games I haven't played.
"How can someone's id be dark, anyway?"
Kannon kannonikally saying "Enjoy my balls, mateys!"
Kremkum.
Another successful Kremling Kronology stream by @altermentality.bsky.social today.
Hey, Nintendo.
You wanna really make up for the loss of Banjo-Kazooie?
K. ROOL'S SPEECH BUBBLE HAS A LITTLE CROCODILE TAIL!
*K. ROOL'S SPEECH BUBBLE HAS A LITTLE CROCODILE TAIL!*
Cranky Kong using an old-timey "candlestick" phone, talking to King K. Rool on a high-tech (at the time) 1995 cell phone. They are both laughing as they discuss flying pigs and that terrible direction-changing platform.
The Planning of Donkey Kong Land
(1995, Colorized because it was on the Game Boy)
#DonkeyKong #AltersArtTag
Your new collector's goal: a used one.
This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
DK64 Randomizer race against my husband @abscondwithapie.bsky.social ! The hottest new couples' activity that everyone's trying www.twitch.tv/altermentality
I suppose including Feraligatr in your selection would've been too obvious.
Watch me talk about the handheld iterations of Ys 1 and 2.
youtu.be/0gaT9I1Aclc
What a great Kiryu!!!
Runner-runners-up:
Runners-up:
Why am I obsessed with pirates and crocodiles? Why am I the person I am today? Why am I doing any of this? Why are Kremlings? You can find the answers in my favorite video game, Donkey Kong Country 2: www.twitch.tv/altermentality
A small price to pay for no NSO boarder
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
It was mateyship at first sight.
www.thefourthcomic.com?comic=cinder
Still got it, despite everything.
(Page should be up tomorrow or the next day!)
Mario did what Luigidn't.
@slowbeef.bsky.social
i.ibb.co/rKFcg2qj/Kre...
Here's the transparency! I'm also including edits from random people who used it!
Today on The Kremling Kronology, we've got some deep research into Donkey Kong Land, with Nintendo Power guides and coverage, and the novelization which veers even further off-course than the DKC one did! www.twitch.tv/altermentality
