The friendship is just absolutely dripping in this episode, friendship just glazing every surface in the room. If a blacklight illuminated friendship, it would look like a cheap hotel blanket up in here
Incorrect. The Straits are, in fact, Dire
UPDATE: Fuck all this shitty shit right into the fucking sun.
I know this isn't the time for jokes, but also it is precisely the time for jokes
The correct number of facts to know is 80. Any less than that and you're a dullard, any more and you're a know-it-all. Choose your facts carefully. "Recycling is collected on Mondays" = Good fact. "Lisbon is the capital of Portugal" = Frivolous nonsense
Just paid $70 at the pump to fill up my car, which I assume is somehow Barack Obamas fault.
Paid 70 bucks to fill up today. Going great here in the Mitten State!
Last night I discovered an 11,000 word document that abandoned. I read it and shit man I would love to read whatever book that didn't ever become. I thought about trying to revive it but a whole different person wrote that a long time ago. Anyone else ever try to revive a piece long dormant?
*chuckles nervously* heh heh uh we're still the good guys right?
If the men who declared war were the ones deployed to fight it, there would never be another one
ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas
MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag
"This may be the year when we finally come face-to-face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it –that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesman with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable." —Hunter S. Thompson
Good morning
:) On days when the world can feel so heavy it is nice to not weigh anything.
If you are desperately trying to hold on to something good, and would like to remember what it was like to laugh and enjoy the company of friends, you could do a lot worse than putting these folks in your ears for an hour or so.
Fell in the garage after snagging my foot on the garden hose, once again proving a universal truth:
Hose be trippin"
You know what heres the song that inspired the story.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=ghRP...
Dude thats awesome. Thanks for sharing and tell them I am honored.
You know I'm gonna repost No Trigger
This is legitimately one of my favorite things I've ever written. If it does anything for you, share it with someone you think might like it.
www.ralphpullins.com/2026/02/pagi...
One more from our most accurate and far seeing modern prophets: 90s punks.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=sipM...
time to jam some No Trigger @redscareindustries.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBI...
Im reading Boneshaker by Cherie Priest; probably gonna watch the Pitt
Get over your purity tests, progressives! If you don't vote for our candidate, Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer's Ravaged Brain In A Jar Piloting A Robot Body Like Krang, you're only helping fascism win. Grow up, comrade.
Role Models
It's a real vicious cycle: complaining that nobody wants to fuck you renders you even more unfuckable, thus spawning more complaining.
It is known in economics as compounding unfuckability and once started it is very difficult for shitty douchebags to free themselves from.
Hi Barbara? Yeah I just saw the posters you put up and no, I have not seen your cat but I'd love to. Is now a good time to come take a look?
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
Excellent episode in which they talk about the movie for an entire eight minutes, which I believe is a new record.
Yes of course. Why should we attempt to hold those we elected to represent our interests accountable for failing to represent our interests when it matters most? Obviously criticism of those that are failing to meet this critical moment and save us from tyrrany is the worst thing one can do.
Doctor: So we will wait for the test results but in the meantime make an appointment for a month from now so we can confirm you are still old and fat
