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Sssh, currently on Jackson Browne's The Load Out courtesy of the theater lounge I'm hanging out in

This has Ashely Padilla SNL cold open all over it

And the stupidest timeline gets even more stupid

I love this for her

Adding gasoline price spikes to tariffs, healthcare cuts, ICE murders, and the Epstein cover-up threatens to drop Trump’s approval rating with Republicans below 95%.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

Listening to my condo board meeting discussing an implication of the "current political climate" - the difficulty of finding good, affordable handyman/cleaning people due to fear or people "disappearing". 🙁

Because everything sucks, enjoy this kitty blep

Internal screaming intensifies

Cartoon figures brightly painted on plywood covering derelict building

Child's hand drawn sign on fence protecting a tree. Sign says, "Pee kills trees. Please curb your doggy"

Field trip to Brooklyn today. Job fair was a bust, but lovely day for a walk and some street art!

It’s so freaking weird!

Photo of TV with image of woman on All In with Chris Hayes. Chyron says "Trump on Cuba: May or may not be 'friendly takeover'"

JFC! Someone needs to stop this senile lunatic!

Ok, "TINO!" absolutely translated while I was looking away. Tino Asprilla is in attendance. 💛

But the lengthy rolled R's every time one of the announcers mentions Rrrrrrrramsey! is really entertaining.

When you're wondering why you can't afford marketplace health insurance, gas for your car, food. Why your schools and necessary social programs aren't being funded. Etc, etc.

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Then again, watching NUFC defend is also giving me heart failure.

This match is not good for my health 🤪

Found tonight's NUFC match on a free (to me) channel, but it's in Spanish. Because I don't understand anywhere near enough Spanish, it's hard to multitask because their announcing style makes it sound like every pass is nearly a goal. They're giving me heart failure!

I usually preface my response with something like, "Considering the current state of things..."

Yeah, I definitely have a gut reaction to seeing VCs involved in anything. Hoping he isn’t one of the evil ones.

Seriously. Can't we just have one nice thing that isn't destroyed by money and BS.

Dumb question at NYC press conference: So someone can just drive into NYC from Bucks County with explosives?

Um. Yeah. People actually commute to work in NYC from there.

Unless you're proposing border-style checkpoints, it's pretty hard to stop vehicles that aren't otherwise behaving suspiciously

Monday Mood

DST is BS

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

Wow!

First thing I think of is the rationing, lines, and odd/even days.

And then I'm grateful to now live in a place with public transportation (which isn't great but better than nothing)

Glad I filed my taxes just before this all started since I had to go into my account to get numbers

Colin Jost is a better Hegseth than actual Hegseth.

Yikes!! I'm over here whining about a sudden jump to 70 next week. Stay safe!