Hiiii
Hiiii
Queen at the liquor store didnβt ask for my id but just asked how old I was and still didnβt care when I forgot my age halfway through said said βtwentyβ¦β¦..EIGHT πβ
Elder female coworker just said βgirllllβ to me on a call today omgg im the office fag officially
Need it to be Thursday so I can play Pokopia
Good morning bloomfies
IM CRANKIN UP
Buzzed and in need of bf
You called?
Average text from my coworker while on call
Might be convinced to make the switch from coffee to teaβ¦
Thought I was gonna have a chill Friday and then I get a surprise reorg
Just got lower bowl tickets for my first Gaga concert omfgggggg
When the Ritalin hits mid bicep curl π΅βπ«
Stove - Lana Del Rey (2036)
Iβm gonna nuttt
One like and Iβll DoorDash Buffalo Mac and cheese
Her music is so powerful that she had to make all her album covers atrocious to balance things out open.spotify.com/track/5HTVUe...
New Lana is excellence as usual
Overthinking and feeling like all my friends hate me π
Kinda wanna just lay on the couch get high and play video games all day
Last minute first date on Valentineβs Day
I think I should grow my hair out :o
What I do
The cute guy who manages the Thai place I go to recognized me from the gym omgggg he want me π
I wanna FUCK my computer. open.spotify.com/track/5ZbztT...
Waaait my lanky long ass arms are finally starting to fill in after a year of working out
What happened to hello, how are you?
Putting the casual in business casual
Itβs Monday