I can drink all kinds of alcohol but dayquil is where I draw the line
I can drink all kinds of alcohol but dayquil is where I draw the line
Jerry jones definitely has something on his lip
Donβt piss me off
At my big age I can only do the heel toe with socks on
Iβm bouta go shower & get high
Wish j holiday still made music
I have no idea what was said in βblueprint supremeβ I just know they slid
Through smh
Damn Iβve been spelling thorough incorrectly my whole life
I want to go to a bachelors party but none of my friends are bachelors
A great day in history
Do you know what today is?!?!
The first one
The first 1
Honestly which one?
Itβs really only 4 more months in 2025
Itβs sad that i really canβt do my job unless Iβm high now
Google what dinosaur has 500 teeth
Just because itβs Thursday π€
The container store doesnβt get the love it deserves
RIP PIMP C
I just donβt like the fact that mosquitoes ALWAYS catch you slipping
The bitches on love island get avocado toast let me make mine some too
or
You exceeded all
expectations.
Deserve ease, rest,
and relaxation. While,
waiting for βthe onesβ
to arrive. π«ΆπΎ
Youβre not behind β youβre at capacity
And did lol bc I sure did
you did lol
Did I really get paid early because of Juneteenth π§π§π§