MeShell

I’m so tired of shows using “Alexa” and then mine starts talking.

Went to clean out my trunk only to find out that the rock salt fell over and filled whatever this useless hole is…..this is fine.

I cannot wait to get my hair done tomorrow. These roots are out of control.

Lowkey thinking about going to bed early since I lose an hour tonight.

Nothing humbles me faster than using the stair machine as the gym.

You should’ve used his full name back since they’re so worried about names.

I’m guessing he was only sorry for getting called out about it.

I love when someone says they’re sorry they did something and then two weeks later do the same thing.

I am def admiring that beautiful lil beeb

We are!

They’re not but there is a special edition jersey in the shop. I’m not even looking at it cause I will buy it 😂

It’s emo night at the hockey game. What’s the over/under on how many times I say “I forgot about this song” and immediately download it.

The only expansion that would make me look like that would be the Haslams being expanded out 😂

That is wildly perfect 😂😂

I just needed some sun to remember that I am indeed that bitch.

Running in to someone that you haven’t seen in years and having them tell you that you haven’t aged….top tier compliment.

I’m about to put my phone on permanent dnd cause the texts about nothing are getting annoying. I will happily join this club.

The amount of times I think to myself “I don’t fucking care” when people are talking is starting to becoming concerning.

I need it to come back and stay.

Of all the players to use….

14 degrees is an offensive temperature

What a sweet orange bebe

This wind is offensive at this point

The White Lotus is weird. I’m undecided on if I like this.

This year January went so fast and February is just dragging.

Officially moved from the oncology team to a yearly maintenance team! No more 6 month check ins. I’ve never been so happy to be downgraded in my life 😂

I think my seasonal depression is in full swing. Spring needs to get here fast.

I am not well 😭😭😭 but go be great my guy.

But drake maye is falling apart and I can’t eat it up fast enough.

Damn. I spoke too soon.