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Sometimes I see a picture of a gay person and I just know his name is Michael.
It’s wild to me that sometimes I still rub my dick raw in my late 30’s. Gotta stop cranking my hog with gorilla grip
Hard in the locker room stall. A guy definitely saw the imprint in my shorts while walking upstairs.
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That you like like me 🙈
My husband posts photos of me where I look horrible on the regular…
Do you all think it’s because
1. He loves me so much he can’t tell it’s an absolutely awful pic of me?
Or
2. Does he hate me?
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I think I just threatened but didn’t want to make a sweet man hate me.
Pop those toes momma
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a cat labled 'me' hugging a glowing salt lamp labled 'a compliment I got 5 years ago'
conservation of energy
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My pants got TIGHT. But it was probably cause we had a lovely witch lady do the ceremony.
Got married literally 1 minute ago to the most handsome man ever.
@thaddeusdickbush.bsky.social
A few monochrome Monday favorites. #MCM #Gay #Porn #MonochromeOnMonday
Text me!
Whatever it is you gotta make sure that it is big boy friendly
You’re the sweetest sister a girl could ask for. I love sharing all my thrifted clothes with you so much 😂
Anyone playing pokemon z a and want to help me with some trades? Dm plz 😅
I got my first shiny in AZ and I’m happy it’s my girl 🐍
All poison team happing now ☠️☠️☠️
I firmly believe that Digimon could have stopped 9/11 but I hesitate to say the same thing about most Pokémon.
Just like my real dad…
My special father
Okay I need these immediately
A bit gay tbh
Yeah, but you might have to help Coach stretch something during the tryouts son
Coach says get in there stud
W/ @jaymills.bsky.social
📸: @thejocknextdoor.bsky.social
PTLOH