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HEZ πŸƒ

@hexhez

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ”ž 30+ they/them southern weirdo. Drag king & professional dumbass. FUB FREE ✌️

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Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

11.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5459 πŸ” 985 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 110
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sir croc✨

29.04.2024 12:10 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A screenshot for Clip Studio Paint (PRO Ver. 5.0) Perpetual License, 50% off- priced at $30.99 USD

A screenshot for Clip Studio Paint (PRO Ver. 5.0) Perpetual License, 50% off- priced at $30.99 USD

A screenshot for Clip Studio Paint (EX Ver. 5.0) Perpetual License, 30% off- priced at $192.99

A screenshot for Clip Studio Paint (EX Ver. 5.0) Perpetual License, 30% off- priced at $192.99

CLIP STUDIO PAINT GOT A NEW VERSION OUT & THEY ARE DOING THEIR BIG DISCOUNTS ON PERPETUAL (One time purchase) LICENSES ‼️

Sale ends March 17th 2026, if you want to use Clip Studio Paint this is the perfect time to get it πŸ‘€πŸ‘βœ¨

www.clipstudio.net/en/purchase/

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 3117 πŸ” 2727 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 0

SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

12.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
Pinup of Sir Crocodile from One Piece sitting inside a giant, wet crocodile jaws.

Pinup of Sir Crocodile from One Piece sitting inside a giant, wet crocodile jaws.

Didn't see the OP live action yet, but here's my only worthwhile One Piece fanart from a while ago🐊

05.09.2023 17:19 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

omg yes me and my wifey were complaining hes too military hunk and not nearly as unkept as he should be. i dont like the actor, i fear! πŸ₯² cant win em all with such a big cast

11.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
@arunima
Utilizing the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

@arunima Utilizing the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

10.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5
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can't stop saying this

10.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 2794 πŸ” 774 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so much bad shit is happening right now that i cant even place what people are vaguing about anymore. like the posts could be about several different things at any given point in time. a real "which one?" feeling.

11.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I Been Shittin

11.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we on this thang

11.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i wont go back bc i have pretty bad addiction issues with MMOs but mannnn I'm watching a video about WC3 and Frozen Throne and getting crazy nostalgia for WoW up to Cata 😭😭😭😭 I was reading the books and everything. the lore was SO good.

11.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i gotta start using my walking pad more

11.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#OPLA
Turnabout Big Top πŸŽͺπŸ€‘πŸ§‘β€βš–οΈ
(Buggy the Clown is the lawyer)

11.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

man i miss warcraft 😭

11.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the human body is a nightmare

11.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway i have anxiety tummy now

11.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like is my raised resting heart rate new? or is it just a side effect? or is it because im close to period? or maybe im drinking too much caffeine? or maybe weed hangover? should i worry about it or?????? who knows.

11.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the annoying thing about having 100 illnesses and taking a fistful of pills multiple times a day is that i cant always tell if a new issue is a legitimate symptom or just a side effect

11.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

11.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

MiZo stocks have never been higher

11.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

opla timeeeee

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a joke for 3 whole people

11.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

04.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1335 πŸ” 553 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 13
painting of a yorkshire sleeping and projecting astrally

painting of a yorkshire sleeping and projecting astrally

yorkshire doing astral projection

10.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 847 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 29

πŸ€¨β“οΈ

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah same 😭

10.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if anyone goes to mad at me island can you let me know if someone's there

10.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the streets call me ass kappa

10.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i still scroll and tag search on my ancient account but i am a silent viewer 😭

09.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0