Ryan Elizabeth

The good ol’ days.

Dang, that’s a good quote. Good job, past me.

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

Exhausted by the holidays, love my new hoodie from Gibson’s Bookstore. Thank you @ryinwonderland.bsky.social @gibsonsbookstore.bsky.social

I’m increasingly disappointed that @hankgreen.bsky.social’s Chewy Decimal System hasn’t become the standard yet.

Red Tri Australian Shepherd lays contentedly on a couch while seeming to stare into the abyss. (She has just awoken from a nap).

Fenway took a nap while I took a shower and she forgot where she was for a minute when she woke up.

Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time

My first event as the Manager of Events & Marketing in the books!

And some of them are SIGNED! Happy Ween!!

Packing for tomorrow's Horror event at @gibsonsbookstore.bsky.social in Concord, NH with @ceejthemoment.bsky.social and @claymcleod.bsky.social and just realized... it's gonna be in the 50s? So a spaghetti strap dress ain't it. Glad I checked the weather! 🤣

Thaaaaat’s me!

Not me crying in the bookstore.🥹😭🖤🖤🖤

I came out of a panel saw her and yelled “HEY YOU’RE MY TWIN WE NEED A PHOTO, CORRI SAID SO!” 😆

WE DID IT.
@drspookyer.bsky.social @jackofallgraves.com

YES.

Oh damn, we might be related!

Yesss she’s gonna love it!!

Matt out here making the rest of us look like slackers!

Oh my god @libro.fm I love you for this. Just told all of my coworkers and now we’ve all changed our default speeds 😆

Me: Do you guys have any signed copies of Staircase in the Woods? No worries if not. Buying it for my mom's day and figured I'd ask since he was just there. Haha Ryan: SURE DO BUDDY. I think they're all signed. Haha

An email from the store reading: Good Afternoon Corrigan, Thank you so much for your order! Yes, we do still have a signed copy of The Staircase in the Woods for you :) We have gift wrapped it as requested and will ship it out right away. Please let us know if you have any questions, we are happy to help! Have a wonderful day, Stacey

This is why I always check in with @ryinwonderland.bsky.social and order all my books, like @chuckwendig.bsky.social's new one, from Gibson's Bookstore.

WHY DO THEY WANT ME TO CARE ABOUT THESE STRANGERS

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You’re not wrong 😆

If either of my kids ever wants to be a cheerleader I’m gonna make them watch a cheerleading documentary that shows how fucking dangerous it is. 😅

Hahahaha oh nooooo

It’s wild because you’re one of the most sincere people I’ve encountered. People who treat you and your work as a joke simply have not paid attention.

Ooh!

Yessss! I think I’m going to attempt once again to read this one this year (I’ve started twice and I get a little further each time haha).

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