Hilarious and true
14.03.2026 05:12
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Hilarious and true
We’re not gonna seamoss our way of this shit.
It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke.
This is not a joke.
We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.
NEW: House Oversight Committee wants to interview Epstein prison guard -- interview request comes after
@miamiherald exclusively reported that she was overheard by inmate talking about covering up his killing. Here is a free link to our story: www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
The military is conservative avocado toast
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The Lakers are hosting a “Girl Dad” night as part of their women’s history month activation, which has quickly become a hilarious way to recenter this whole thing around men
So the war we started for no reason is going so poorly that two weeks in we are funding another country that we are at war with to try to contain the entirely predictable damage that we did to our economy?
The media went nuts when collateral murder was published and other snuff films. But the media today is so dogwalked by Trump that posting outright death reels on the White House's account, to some mentally ill parody of Wii Sports won't even make NYT let alone the rest of the MSM.
it goes on b/c you put a 22-year-old in charge of counterterrorism, moved all your counterterrorism agents to arresting legal immigrants, and told liberal synagogues like the one that was attacked they no longer qualify for security grants, while saying any jew who doesn't support this is a traitor
the imaginary working class these guys carry in their heads!
the working class in the US is majority female, disproportionately people of color, disproportionately immigrants from other nations
in his mind it’s just a bunch of white sitcom dads
Piñata on a Wednesday!?!?
National Shame.
So here we have the president deeming a lawmaker who has been mildly critical of him a traitor to the country.
Once again, just imagine Obama or Biden declaring some random congressman "disloyal to the United States of America," and the round-the-clock media freakout you would have seen.
tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
This is RFK, Jr.'s MAHA Institute's recent meeting in D.C.
Slide presentation titles:
“The Polio Fraud” and “The flu shot has given 1,900,000 Americans Alzheimer’s,” and “VACCINES ARE GREATEST SCAM IN MEDICAL HISTORY.” (capitals, theirs)
www.notus.org/health-scien...
When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
"Melancholy footnote"🤣 Gonna have to use that for all sports achievements that I'm not excited about from now on.😄
These people (1) are idiots, (2) are liars who believe we're idiots, (3) all of the above.
Marco Rubio's BFF is an accused foreign agent and money launderer. His trial is about to start — and Rubio is on the witness list.
My @vanityfair.com story on the legal bomb that's poised to go off in Trumpland.
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/m...
Some of the frivolous September purchases made under Secretary Pete Hegseth’s stewardship include a $98,329 Steinway & Sons grand piano for the Air Force chief of staff’s home, $5.3 million for Apple devices such as the new iPad, and an astronomical amount of …
newrepublic.com/post/207555/...
I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well
Asking anyone in LA “how do you have this vehicle” is a guaranteed start to a civil rights violation
Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?
CNN gas tracker: $3.41
vibe check: CNN now has a gas tracker on their front page
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
gas prices aren't bad news for everyone - those of us who have been keeping a few barrels of crude in our apartment the last few years are sitting pretty
