harry

i’ve been repeating “you never see a cybertruck at the library” in my head a lot

how your email finds me 😂

i am KIDDING! i would never touch a computer. i do not “fiddle” with “gizmos”

they did it. they canonized Glup Shitto

why care about the earth when heaven is right there?

not to be too Reddit Atheist but i always wonder what our response to climate change would look like if

- republicans didnt believe there was an afterlife
- were certain that if it exists, they’re getting in

i wonder if there’s anything we could have done to prevent this

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

1st and 3rd have been done 1 million times. the second however,

Me: Look at them! Short haired baddie in the platform boots. Go say hey

My Divorced Pal: Agh fine. Worst they can say is no right?

My Performatively Accepting to the Point of Being a Sexual Predator Roommate Who is Also Dracula: Personally I don’t care vhat zey pull out, I vill be sucking it !

Sorcery TCG is a game that allows the artists to retain full rights to their artwork

praying this takes off like magic did in the early 90s

Strixhaven is right there and it’s so obvious that they’re going to do a Harry Potter secret lair that will sell millions, opening the door for a full, multi-set Harry Potter Universe’s Beyond

really going to suck. if that happens, i’m probably cutting my losses and going all in on Sorcery TCG

say what you want about Jay Graber,

welcome to the winning team homie. congratulations!

PAIN at the PUMP!

open-palm striked the gas pump this morning. security put two in my leg before i could complete my trademark Biden Blast Rising Knee Attack

went to the Waka Flocka show last night. realized time had passed me by when i was reading his wikipedia page during the show

eventually AI will break so many IP laws and face no repercussions that we’ll end up with the Elevated Fortnite. the lady from Persona will team up with the eyeball monster from Labyrinth to help find loot boxes in the Come and See Extended Universe

Ready Player One feels super prophetic in a way about the Fortnite-ification of media and storytelling

stories can’t stand alone anymore. everyone saw Avengers Endgame make the same amount of money as the GDP of every country in Africa, so now it’s a guns-out battle royale for every character

accelerationists when their ideology starts affecting them directly: woah woah woah i didn’t think MY gas price would be going up

my biggest complaint about the matrix is it’s stylistic, trademark coloring

i yearn for the grey, washed color grading with Hans Zimmer horns over the trailer

Vote Blue No Matter Who believers when the burgerreich wants to triple its blood flow for the quarter:

look at my resistance party bro i’m going to hell

i like being told to vote.. for change !

instagram ran out of plane crashes to show me so it prepared a catalog of failed influencers with no end in sight

you’ve got to have higher aspirations than that man. that’s so bleak i don’t even have words for it

guy who can’t run for president because he refused to say how hard hed poke the tummy of the pilsburry dough boy ($1.5 billion in financial assets overseas being used to arm insurgents for the CIA)

70% of the burgerreich thinks mastercard is their best friend. when you realize this, you’re set free

caring about the burger CEO thing is genuinely weird beyond “the mcdonald’s guy knows this is all poison”, but reddit is fully obsessed with it

i was wondering what lab these people were grown in, then i remembered the whole Sunny D “this time i’m gonna do it”
marketing campaign & it all made sense