Trending
lauren's Avatar

lauren

@whoislauren

195
Followers
719
Following
4
Posts
26.11.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by lauren @whoislauren

The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire

21.01.2025 21:03 👍 46529 🔁 7965 💬 1145 📌 330
Post image

If you are an Immigrant
Know your rights if ICE comes to your House

DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR

IF THEY DO NOT HAVE A VALID SEARCH WARRANT

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO COMPLY

HAVE THEM SLIDE IT UNDER THE DOOR OR SHOW YOU THROUGH A WINDOW

IT MUST HAVE YOUR FULL NAME

#ICERAIDS

#KNOWYOURRIGHTS

21.01.2025 21:21 👍 162 🔁 103 💬 3 📌 6
Post image

Happy Sunday!!! :)

01.12.2024 15:12 👍 34577 🔁 2983 💬 569 📌 191

Here’s a crazy idea. Let’s make sure the proposed new FBI Director can pass an FBI Background Check.

02.12.2024 16:42 👍 26520 🔁 4930 💬 676 📌 215

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

01.12.2024 18:11 👍 54029 🔁 4845 💬 1536 📌 234

Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.

02.12.2024 18:41 👍 37264 🔁 6963 💬 605 📌 297
Post image

He’s finished! I love embroidering a tabby. 🪡 🧵

02.12.2024 05:05 👍 33225 🔁 1716 💬 1152 📌 128
Post image

A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...

30.11.2024 13:44 👍 23996 🔁 3260 💬 397 📌 168
Preview
Critics mock 'Donny deals' after Trump met with brutal fact check from Mexico's president Social media critics collectively laughed at Donald Trump on Wednesday night after the president-elect appeared to get a brutal fact-check from the president of Mexico.Trump bragged earlier in the day...

Trump "I had a great call with President Shinybum of Mexico. She will stop rapists and criminals from coming here!"

President Sheinbaum "I informed Mr. Trump the best way to make rapists and criminals feel unwelcome in America, is for people to stop electing them."

ow.ly/AP9R50UhcgT

29.11.2024 22:12 👍 28527 🔁 7055 💬 747 📌 440
Post image Post image Post image Post image

The App Store reviews for X/Twitter are…yikes…

29.11.2024 06:46 👍 18720 🔁 2976 💬 540 📌 162

Hello.

This is your nightly reminder that Elon Musk sucks.

That’s all, thank you.

30.11.2024 00:22 👍 374 🔁 31 💬 11 📌 0

So to summarize, according to #maga, any Black, gay or trans person who achieves any position, no matter how degreed or credentialed they are is an unqualified #dei hire. And any white person, however unqualified or even sketchy is inherently qualified when they get a job. Do I have that right?

29.11.2024 16:34 👍 12525 🔁 2295 💬 706 📌 164
Post image

Pretty much, huh.

29.11.2024 18:26 👍 41750 🔁 6228 💬 824 📌 171
Preview
Teen’s Eyes Begin Glowing Red While Reciting Forbidden Knowledge From Book On Critical Race Theory FORT MYERS, FL—His bedroom walls quivering and cracking the moment he opened the secret tome, local teen Charlie Donnell reportedly found his eyes beginning to glow red Thursday as he recited forbidde...

Teen’s Eyes Begin Glowing Red While Reciting Forbidden Knowledge From Book On Critical Race Theory — theonion.com/teen-s-eyes-...

Those damn Radical Left Lunatics

29.11.2024 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A man looks at another man with an angry-seeming exression and comments "are you... mad at me?" The other mans says "no, I just have naturally arched eyebrows." The first man says "jeez, you don't have to fly off the handle like that." The arched eyebrow man says "but I-" The first man cowers and shouts "don't hurt me! I'll give you whatever you want!"

A man looks at another man with an angry-seeming exression and comments "are you... mad at me?" The other mans says "no, I just have naturally arched eyebrows." The first man says "jeez, you don't have to fly off the handle like that." The arched eyebrow man says "but I-" The first man cowers and shouts "don't hurt me! I'll give you whatever you want!"

29.11.2024 17:15 👍 16590 🔁 1259 💬 231 📌 169
Post image

Just trying to start the day off positive!

29.11.2024 13:31 👍 7036 🔁 690 💬 269 📌 23
Post image

Where's Elon you say? Under the table, on his knees in front of Trump, of course.

28.11.2024 20:43 👍 231 🔁 64 💬 16 📌 0

Holding court at Thanksgiving explaining that Drake was so hurt by the poems a man wrote that he filed suit in two states

28.11.2024 19:26 👍 2465 🔁 129 💬 29 📌 11

I cried on and off for days after the election, not because Trump won, but the thought of how many selfish, uncaring, and down right hateful people there are in the country, it makes me sick.

29.11.2024 00:56 👍 48 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0
Post image
28.11.2024 02:35 👍 5364 🔁 1214 💬 154 📌 61

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

06.11.2024 22:28 👍 12439 🔁 2665 💬 84 📌 74

if a muppet sucks your dick is it a hand job or blow job?

10.11.2024 17:10 👍 635 🔁 62 💬 61 📌 6

I miss Thelma

28.11.2024 23:13 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0
Post image
29.11.2024 00:16 👍 540 🔁 71 💬 16 📌 5
Post image

#ResistingInRedStates

Here's a thread of 🔵 dots in 🔴 states.

@krissymac79.bsky.social @smartasssteve1.bsky.social
@cheryl2877.bsky.social
@hey-leia.bsky.social @socalvillaguy.bsky.social @susantlovescats.bsky.social @serenasmom.bsky.social @linrose94.bsky.social @trueblu3tulip.bsky.social

28.11.2024 22:49 👍 1237 🔁 363 💬 117 📌 20
Post image

This

28.11.2024 01:49 👍 1332 🔁 434 💬 55 📌 36