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Charismatic Figure Like Me

@chaptal

Works in a library. Socially awkward. I yell at the TV during baseball, soccer and hockey games. Autism father. Haver of unpopular opinions. Griller of sacred cows. Epic force behind Authority Control. https://edmusic13.bandcamp.com/

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10.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too many pullups in airports.

10.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inject his own urine and some cocaine in the joint, that'll fix it.

10.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same rhetoric for over thirty years.

10.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are hating us more and more, folks, many are saying that we are perhaps the most hated ever. Strong men come up to me with tears in their eyes and say sir, they tell me sir, I fucking hate you

10.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 332 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

We'd have taco trucks on every freaking corner.

10.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Huge, out-of-control Nasa satellite to crash to Earth today US space agency says there is a 1 in 4,200 chance of the 600kg spacecraft hitting anyone

This will be my demise.

www.independent.co.uk/space/nasa-s...

10.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not know if it's weird, but the only program my parents would not let me watch (and I did not express interest) was Helter Skelter the miniseries.

10.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is. Living here right now is watching so called leaders acting insane and spewing chaos every day while too many who should know better remain silent and normalize their actions and behaviors.

10.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but a third of us do not.

10.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bob Marley & The Wailers - Stir It Up (Live at The Old Grey Whistle, 1973)
Bob Marley & The Wailers - Stir It Up (Live at The Old Grey Whistle, 1973) YouTube video by Bob Marley

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10.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vacation bible school when I was five. What is this silly tongue depressor project we have to make of Jesus in order to get ice cream?

I lasted one day.

10.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Blue Jackets did not have the puck for all of overtime and lose to the Kings. Important point lost. #CBJ

09.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sniper!

09.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to do to democrats what he’s currently doing to the Iranian people.

09.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh he’d never…

09.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sports gambling is such a wholesome pastime.

09.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't compete with this.

09.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 10199 πŸ” 1727 πŸ’¬ 228 πŸ“Œ 406

You'll sleep when you're dead?

09.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boosting the product line of Dignified Transfer gear.

09.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OSU students: chalk your goodbyes all over campus!

09.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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🚨 "Slapshot" Carter resigns from Ohio State in disgrace 🚨 Sheridan Hendrix of the Columbus Dispatch reports Carter resigned over an "inappropriate relationship" with a woman seeking resources for her private business.

Ted "Slapshot" Carter... RIP, BINCH.

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09.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

Not even as a placeholder!

09.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ohio State President Ted Carter resigns over inappropriate relationship Ohio State President Ted Carter has resigned after a little more than two years on the job.

Whoops. C-ya!

www.dispatch.com/story/news/e...

09.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at this fucking weirdo, the arbiter of evil my ass.

09.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All with the family brand front and center.

09.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quite a defensive struggle.

09.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It looks rough. It makes a hard day even harder and it’s one of those rare times where I have to ask, why him?

09.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Visited my son today. He was in a decent enough mood. He has a new helmet to prevent self harm injury. This one seemed constricting. He did not seem overly distressed about it.

09.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0