Cɧɾis Ϣ.Τ.Ƒεɾɳ

Undertaker

𝕻𝖘𝖞𝖈𝖍𝖔 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖘

I've got some questions for anyone who works in the health insurance industry:

1. Where the fuck do you get off?
2. Go to hell
3. You are making life worse for everyone
4. I hope your loved ones regret knowing you

Just to clear things up. This cover artwork was definitely not created by AI, but by the incredibly talented Pete Hentze, a long time Rare artist, and one of the concept artists on Conker: Live and Reloaded! 🙂

You going to admit your special eyes were wrong?

This shit flags almost everything as AI lol. Maybe don't use the AI to try and identify AI?

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

QRP with your fanart!!

Elden Ring time 👀

I am deeply unwell in that I actually enjoy Caelid ambience and occasionally listen to it while working

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

A character with greyed eyes and light hair wears a mask and shawl. They have dried blood in their hair and on their face.

$80 sketch comm for @saltsimulacrum.bsky.social . Thank you so much!! ❤️

A grungy woodelf named clarity. Wearing a dirty veil.

Just started working on initiative cards for a big dnd game I'm running soon.
Really had fun with this.

Alternatively, you could use the donut hole to demonstrate circumference.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".

Some old but fun OC monstification doodle comms, I'm gonna open them again but to £150

RE games are funny in that they clearly want to be supernatural, but are like embarrassed to be, so they give really farfetched in-world explanations for everything that somehow manage to be stupider and less believable than if they just said "yeah it's a demonic ghost dracula from hell"

Giant mermaid with multiple arms laying on a beach with tentacles writhing from the water.

🧜‍♀️Posting my mermaids here for #mermay!

'Pact of the sea'

A great malignant form squeezed its frame through the cracks of the world; it writhed, it swam, it squelched in the dark. surly, imperious figure bounding across delusion-choked air, shimmering appendages crawling upon rippling muscles, violaceous chitin, impossibly stretched limbs reaching out into phantasmagoric depths of its birth.

Vampire

Their beefy potato loaded griller could easily become "my precious" ngl

a soft, small rug with a rainbow geometric worm design on it made from recycled yarn.

wormlet . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
this was a little follow-up to my big worm rug, but only 3x1’ hehe.

#punchrug #rugmaking #rug #illustration

道化×悪魔×天使

i retouched this a bit

Yet more knights from the archives, I call this guy the 'Amphiptere Knight'

Two warped, strange faces bare their teeth and glare toward viewer. Their flesh seems dessicated and pitted, and it's only visible through tears or removed parts of an odd surface somewhere between cloth and stone

Geology specimen photo

How Amazing labradorite with moonlight-like sheen.

📷 Adela_jewellery_hk

#minerals #geology

Something similar happened to me too, except I hadn't even posted about it yet. I was talking on the phone about it with a friend. They say our devices aren't listening, but I immediately started getting suspiciously targeted ads and BS shown to me after that call, and not before.

Selena Corey the Singing Zombie from Re9 Requiem

You're either frolicking in this field with me Or You're frolicking in this field against me

Sir Bors the Younger, he should have way more fame! He, Galahad and Perceval went on the Grail Quest; the other two died, only Bors returned. He ruled Camelot after Arthur's death!

Dude don't get enough respect.

opening up 5 slots for character & illustration commissions again (samples shown below)