Empty food tray with a label reading "Antipasta Pasta Salad, $7.99 /lb" next to trays with food at a self-service counter.

i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out

Trigger Warning: SA
How my female friend feels:

I’ve been running on caffeine these days.

At my young age of 29, I just realized how to read the elevator buttons. The open and close buttons really confused me

They bring out Mac every year for the dunk contest then send him back packing to the G league lol

I thought the Eagles Super Bowl team in 2022 was locked in…nah the team this year? 🤞🏾😮‍💨

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HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH FAM!✊🏽 #blacksky

Josh Norman could’ve won a Super Bowl and all we’d know him for was getting bodied by Derrick Henry and Odell Beckham jr.

America is falling off the bone like a like a turkey leg

Every living president is briefed on situations like this. I need Obama to hop on live and address the nation. I’m losing brain cells watching this press conference

Trump gets up to the podium and just say anything.

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The way I’m finna sleep OMG

IN-SANEEE.

We used to be a respected country

Then I come to find out, on a day that I gave TWO weeks notice that I wouldn’t be there, y’all left a client unattended for an entire shift? What a shame

Leaving my job after 3 years. Gave my job a months notice, cause I know we short staffed. They tell me “any remaining PTO won’t get paid out.” So what I do? Use my time. How you gonna get mad that I use my time lol.

Happy Wednesday! I hope you hump someone (or multiple people) and/or get humped by someone (or multiple people) today. ❤️

Watch him try to undo Juneteenth as a federal holiday

They got cheese pizza flavored Cheetos puffs

“They finna rename the afc chip the Kansas City invitational”

Not my manager calling me outside of my availability…the audacity. Find someone else to do it fr

Rest in peace, DJ unk

I lose all common sense when I’m at the airport and at the car wash

I can’t tell you how much I strongly dislike funerals.

Might have to get one of the 1996 north faces. This cold is a different type of cold

It amazes me how many people refuse to simply hit the “reply all” instead of just hitting “reply”…now you got your business in the streets

I ain’t do a damn thing today

Imagine the broncos beat the bills

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested

The past couple of years, all I cared about was getting the next sneaker release. Now? Getting colognes for each season.