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Your least favorite account’s favorite account. She/her.

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I think it’s a pretty low stakes question tbh. It’s a hard question but far from dire.

11.03.2026 03:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bering
George

11.03.2026 03:14 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

But when you do the Wizards-to-real-team conversion rate he only had 48

11.03.2026 02:22 👍 189 🔁 5 💬 13 📌 1

Heated Rivalry happened because of me, btw

11.03.2026 00:46 👍 54 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

Once a quarter, I allow myself one “lib out” session, and I think MTG’s old , +37 district going into a runoff will be the one for Q1.

11.03.2026 00:45 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my only regret was not reading them in real time. But it was always such a delight! I even reread The Suitcase review today after I rewatched the episode

11.03.2026 00:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All of these boys always look like the portrait hidden in Dorian gray’s attic

10.03.2026 20:54 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m here to tell you a) you’re not annoying and b) as an annoying person, FELT.

10.03.2026 20:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lmao yes, he’s an elderly chocolate lab

10.03.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I say this with all the love and appreciation in my heart: Chris Fleming is like that 2000s website, Stuff White People Like, come to life

10.03.2026 17:26 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The role I was born to play

10.03.2026 16:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fyi, bread and butter is included in the order

10.03.2026 16:48 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Realized I could just order curbside pickup whenever I wanted an Outback blooming onion and nothing else. Today, my second life began.

10.03.2026 16:20 👍 129 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 0

I don’t know if I would have had nearly as good of an experience if I didn’t spend at least thirty minutes reading through your commentary as well as the comments

10.03.2026 15:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Emily, shortly after I had my second baby, I got really, REALLY into mad men as a way to distract from my postpartum depression, and I cannot tell you how much reading your reviews helped. They were always so loving and witty. I’d watch an episode then run to a years-old review

10.03.2026 15:21 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay, it would though

10.03.2026 14:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cosmo. Whatever.

10.03.2026 14:40 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was explaining to my friends the other day how Chester walks through cracked doorways—urgently and aggressively before simply standing there in the frame—and someone compared him to Cosmos Kramer, and now I can’t unsee it

10.03.2026 14:31 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

When bluesky falls and we all scatter, you can find me on the hillside, making crowns from wildflowers, stirring handpicked oranges into marmalade. There, the deer will flea when I tell them my best post material because I never did learn how to keep my voice at a reasonable decibel.

10.03.2026 14:06 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m reading this while shoveling post-gym prosciutto into my mouth and thinking about how maybe I should change my ways

10.03.2026 02:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oops all berries cereal box

Oops all berries cereal box

The inspo down at the mid century modern department

10.03.2026 00:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A fixture with 16 globe lights!!

A fixture with 16 globe lights!!

A fixture with 12 globe lights!!

A fixture with 12 globe lights!!

Perverts!

10.03.2026 00:25 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

I’m looking at lights for our kitchen and you would not believe the crazy amounts of globe lights those freaks over at the Wayfair factory are putting into their fixtures

10.03.2026 00:22 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

YES.

09.03.2026 23:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah my legs are that pale. The shade is called “translucent”

09.03.2026 23:20 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A horrible workout outfit

A horrible workout outfit

I am debating if pizza hat is a bridge too far

09.03.2026 23:14 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

When my son has soccer practice, we work out in the rich part of our town, and I’ve started to use it as a testing ground for how unhinged my fits can get

09.03.2026 23:06 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Noooooo. This is genuinely such a bummer.

09.03.2026 22:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My sister—a lifelong JFK enthusiast—just wandered into our family chat and asked if we knew his sister had a lobotomy.

I’m currently seeing if she has strong feelings on the triangle shirtwaist factory to see how much of girlhood she missed out on

09.03.2026 21:37 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This was such a major realization to me, too.

09.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0