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Unintentionally amusing; inadvertently, sometimes wildly, inappropriate; chaotic neutral; posh nerd with towel at the ready. Waiting for the Heart of Gold to pick me up. Or for Calgon to take me away. Whichever.

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A “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” meme featuring the word “Gravid” with pronunciation “[GRAV-id]” and part of speech “(adj.).” Two definitions follow: “1. Pregnant; in a delicate condition; enceinte. 2. Full of meaning; significant or suggestive.” Beneath the definitions is an example sentence in quotation marks about maintaining composure while speaking words “gravid with emotion.” On the right side is a black-ink vintage illustration of a serene woman holding a baby in her arms, drawn in a simple mid-20th-century line-art style.

A “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” meme featuring the word “Gravid” with pronunciation “[GRAV-id]” and part of speech “(adj.).” Two definitions follow: “1. Pregnant; in a delicate condition; enceinte. 2. Full of meaning; significant or suggestive.” Beneath the definitions is an example sentence in quotation marks about maintaining composure while speaking words “gravid with emotion.” On the right side is a black-ink vintage illustration of a serene woman holding a baby in her arms, drawn in a simple mid-20th-century line-art style.

Gravid [GRAV-id]
(adj.)
- Pregnant; in a delicate condition; enceinte.
- Full of meaning; significant or suggestive.

Used in a sentence:
“He endeavors to maintain his composure, even as his words, gravid with emotion, betray the depth of his distress.”

12.03.2026 03:04 👍 66 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 1

5. All of the above, but the cheese and the cats the most. 👍

12.03.2026 02:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Midnight Cereal is both the perfect meal and the name of my shoe gaze band.

12.03.2026 02:37 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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How to Rescue a Wet, Damaged Book: A Handy Visual Primer How to save those wet, damaged books? The question has to be asked. Above, you can watch a visual primer from the Syracuse University Libraries--people who know something about taking care of books.

How to Rescue a Wet, Damaged Book: A Handy Visual Primer

12.03.2026 01:03 👍 46 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

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Welp, the race to the bottom often leaves the participants in a cesspool, so "be shit, take the hit"?

11.03.2026 23:04 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Florida censors ‘racism’ references out of college textbook | Column A gutting of a collegiate sociology textbook that discusses racism and gender inequality.

“In the original version, trailblazer Shirley Chisholm was mentioned nine times when examining why it took this country nearly two centuries to elect a Black woman to Congress. In the new version, Chisholm is relegated to a single footnote.”

12.03.2026 00:31 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Happy thread! 😊

12.03.2026 02:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How I imagine the war updates are going at the White House

11.03.2026 22:30 👍 633 🔁 197 💬 25 📌 20

quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Baywitched

11.03.2026 22:39 👍 134 🔁 10 💬 11 📌 0

Never give up.
If you ever wish to gain some mild esteem for writing erotic novels about moon ghosts, or for collecting weird bones from the forest, I know you can do it.
I believe in you.

11.03.2026 22:44 👍 43 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0
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Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI ‘Expert Review’ Feature The feature, which Grammarly shut down Wednesday, presented editing suggestions as if they came from established authors and academics—without their consent.

I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent.

State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes.

www.wired.com/story/gramma...

11.03.2026 20:55 👍 7629 🔁 2330 💬 117 📌 195
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Reblog by @armchairoxfordscholar · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 139  ❤️ 176 · Poncirus trifoliata

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11.03.2026 23:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Post by @the-night-picture-collector · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 17  ❤️ 66 · "Don’t forget the real business of the war is buying and selling. The murdering and the violence are self-policing, and can be entrusted to non-professionals." Thomas Pynchon, G…

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11.03.2026 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, yeah. Totally encapsulates 1987 (the year of its release, not the other. 🤣🤫)

11.03.2026 22:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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11.03.2026 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And we respect them for it. 👍

11.03.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And you best believe I ran through that list looking for 'All Out of Love' 😄

11.03.2026 21:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, my God, the number of earworms on this set list... there is an aural collision happening in my brain right now... 😄

11.03.2026 21:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
The Cult - Wild Flower HD
The Cult - Wild Flower HD YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records

Fuck it- have some "Wild Flower" for your evening. The world is continuing its inexorable slide into shit, might as well marvel at the gorgeousness that was 'Electric'-era Jamie Stewart and Billy Duffy. 👍🤘

youtu.be/_NxrphVL7bQ

11.03.2026 21:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Reblog by @last-picture-show · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 293  ❤️ 454 · Paul Natkin, John Lee Hooker, 1990 Boom boom

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Reblog by @the-night-picture-collector · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 440  ❤️ 417 · Margaret Bourke-White, Hands Playing Violin and Cello, 1930

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Reblog by @joeinct · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 20  ❤️ 67 · Ken Heyman (American, 1930 - 2019) Willie playing with a friend in Hell’s Kitchen, New York City, 1956

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Reblog by @the-night-picture-collector · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 898  ❤️ 1219 · Beata Bieniak

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11.03.2026 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Reblog by @last-picture-show · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 454  ❤️ 657 · Izis Bidermanas, Impasse Florimont, Paris, 1947

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11.03.2026 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fleurs et Flammes by Antonio Alessandria features carnations and lilies in a garden of a small village cemetery. You get the spicy flowers, the crisp greenery, the wax of the candles lit to honor those who passed away, and the traces of gunpowder from the fireworks from the night before. 💐🌿🪦🕯️🎆

11.03.2026 19:06 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Nature vs nurture is a myth.
Nurture the nature within.
Encourage children to grow antlers and a coat of moss.
Teach them of the old gods of thorns & fog.
Set them free in the old forest to become the monster they were meant to be.

11.03.2026 19:15 👍 62 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly, I don't know- I got an email for tickets to various bands that are on tour and they were in the subject line- took me back, I can tell you... 😄

11.03.2026 21:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*snicker* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

11.03.2026 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are they really? I've never seen them- haven't listened to them since grade school- but they're good?

11.03.2026 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0