Shayyy 🎀

I hid an oatmeal crème pie from myself like 4-5 days ago & I just found/remembered it 😋

Show my momma this pic & she gone start foaming at the mouth

Back to my pre-pregnancy weight 3.5 weeks post partum .. not that it matters , I just didn’t think I’d get back down to it!

I’M 200% NIGGA‼️

I really hate ai

Me rn.

I’m going to cry so bad if I go past 40 weeks. 😭

Better him than me tho cos hiccups make me irrationally upset. Be feeling like my life is spiraling outta control

In 3 years I’ve never heard my bf have the hiccups .. until rn . Why is it so cute lmaooo 🥹 they whooping his ass too

Hot Fries done started back putting the thick soft chips in the bag finally ! Cos what was the deal with those skinny crunchy ones I kept getting

That man said “you’re a vegetabooiiinnneeee” 😂😂😂😂

Can’t stop thinking about the ice from my job rn 🧊I need 2 full cups

a man in a santa suit is playing a guitar in front of an outstanding sign ALT: a man in a santa suit is playing a guitar in front of an outstanding sign

Lawdd those were the best tacos I ever had in my lifeee

“IMMM SATISFIIIIIEEEEDDDDDD”

🧍🏾‍♀️It doesn’t hurt tho . It might just be eye strain tbh lol

Yeah some flavors can be pretty sweet but all that means is you can save the other half for the next sitting 😁

Feeling my baby’s movements all day is like my favorite thing in life rn 🥹

NBC is one of those places where it’s not even overhyped, they’re literally just that good. And if you don’t think so, you’re lying 😂😂

Oh great heavens. Let’s just pretend I never brought this up 😂😂

Yes omg? Is that a possibility

I hate when my eye just starts draining/watering nonstop like ugh what does that even mean. And it’s always the left one

My whole life I thought the blue dragon in Dragon Tales name was Org but I’m rewatching it (yeah, so?) and according to the subtitles it’s “Ord”. Oh!

Don’t it 😩 lemme put some clothes on

Omg I want me a big slouchy sloppy ass burger & salty fries rn. And a sprite with extra electricity 😩😩

My Godparents🖤

I texted Merry Christmas/love you to my bald head ass dad who I haven’t talked to since March and he never responded LMAOOOOO

I ate better today for Christmas than I did on Thanksgiving

Additionally, I cooked today & only did deviled eggs on Thanksgiving 🙃

Low budget Black Christmas movies on Tubi for the night 👌🏾

The best & most euphoric songs always less than 2 minutes 😩😩 be getting blue balls & shi

RIP to the $20 bill I just got yesterday and already lost 💔 exactly why I don’t carry cash

Just got the cutestttt 3D ultrasound pic of my baby’s face now I’m soo ready to see & kiss on that liddle nose 🥹🥰

Thug just proposed to Mariah at his concert (she said yes) then he just went on to next song like🧍🏾‍♀️okay.. lol