thom (coldman)

Ghost of Christmas Future: *points*
Ebenezer Scrooge:

nailed it

turns out none of the team from saber who made the remaster collection worked on this update which is full of ai generated costumes, introduces tons of new bugs and doesnt add any improvement from 4-5-6 remastered. this is aspyr churning out a new update for the switch 2 and mobile ports

this sucks

ffs I fuckin hate this country

games in 2003 loved calling themselves "Underground"

this new Final Fight looks bad

Akira & Jacky back in the Ferrari!

Skull Kid at the end of Majora's Mask. "You guys... You hadn't forgotten about me?"

Did a Majora rando on 2Ship. Really impressed with the sheer level of customisation. Think I prefer the tidiness of the recomp overall, but the rando options here are fantastic. (Even if I did forget about the two cow grottos.)

I don't understand, we're replacing Bald Cunt with Full Beaver. I thought he *wanted* to take us back to the 1970s?

Title screen for the NES game Mega Man 2

Screenshot of the NES game Mega Man 2

Why did the japanese Mega Man 2 boxart look so cute and cartoony

the game did not look like that at all

beats Donkey Kong in a race

“Heh… guess I’m top banana now.”

the Porsche cannot be hit by a shell

Mario Kart World DLC #1: Leon and Raccoon City

estrogen is magic 🩷

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

Was enjoying the trashiness of Channel 4’s Handcuffed show but pairing a black man with some old cunt that was *too racist for Reform* is really fucking gross

They just sold 5 million copies of Resi btw. scumbags

This is the first game in a while where I hit credits but just noped out of the rest of it. There's some stuff in here that's just too much for my 33 year old brain.

A screenshot from ISLES OF SEA AND SKY. A man stands in a cavern with a giant golden door. Four pillars lit up in red light surround him.

Isles of Sea and Sky is a sokoban game, and those normally give me an aneurysm, but this one - maybe because of the GBC look, maybe because it's more freeform - really landed with me. More consistency to the look would have been nice though, and it gets VERY obtuse at (mostly optional) points.

the damn cheeto in the white house

like watching the got damn sistine chapel being painted

TONY STANK: I love you 3000. DR. STRANGE: kill yourself immedately e.

Wart finally returns and it’s in these shit-ass films, fuck man

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

the decision to sack talent after a successful game launch isn't so surprising when you remember that EA et al are ran by fucking morons

killer seven

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day