Built to Shill

The "poutine" at St. Lawrence Gridiron is an affront to God.

He 100% didn't know what the phrase meant beyond "something that sounds tough and badass."

I regret I have but one life to give for my country*

*when led by Republicans

that meme of a guy shooting someone and saying why would they make me do this, but i have inexpertly labeled the shooter "democratic leadership" and the body "student protestors." it's an old meme but so am i so fuck it.

Ron Burgundy saying "Go fuck yourself, San Diego" live on air.

Shortly after posting, I realized this did not meet the standards I set for myself and I have removed it from my platform.

Blessed be the Operator, whom I totally would have been if not for my knee.

Oh hey, now I'll just not go to Target because I personally want the business to fail.

Now you can show up to your local Republican central committee meeting and propose literally eating the rich.

Less than 25 years apart

Alireza Tangsiri, Commander of the IRGC Navy: We guarantee the security of any oil tanker, under any flag, that can convince an American destroyer to escort it through the Strait of Hormuz.

Personally, I appreciate the Iranians beating the Content Creator/Troll Administration at their own game.

I want that for him too

Meanwhile Chinese industry is a rl clone tool

The Russians just used a pirate streaming feed

Local gas station is asking for RMB. Is that good?

I would simply move all western industry to Kuwait. Checkmate.

Shitty AI aside, this is a great idea. I can't wait to protect my 120km long pipe with expensive pumping stations and port facilities on both sides with cameras, drones and guards.

Jermaine Clement, of Flight of the Concords saying "So...by magic?"

Ah yes, we must simply feed the poor for free as Jesus did.

Look, I'm not bothering to look up what your PhD is in, but I read this article one time and...

That poop closet is making me claustrophobic

Screencap from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia shortly after Dennis Reynolds says "because of the implication"

It's a write-off expense for them to expand their client list based on the implication of the free meal. Be polite, super interested, and leave a fake name.

but I can just blame that on The Others

I keep the tradition alive by buying things with my dead grandpa's credit card

This grant that used to fund local hospitals is dedicated to the brave fighters of the MEK

In retrospect, this skeet has not made my job as State Department Undersecretary of Pacific Affairs easier today

That's the ticket we just need three or four tier-one operators to neutralize the Iranian Army

The park I grew up playing in was built from creosote-soaked surplus railroad ties that also functioned as unlimited splinter generators. I wish the good old days only tasted like ash.

But can they wipe their own ass?

Holy shit! It's right next to China! Has anyone looked into that?

There's a humble Culvers a mile and a half from the always packed In N' Out and I always feel like I've received forbidden knowledge when I can get a superior burger without a 20 minute wait.