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Never before has the time change left me trampled like this. I am nothing before the hooves of arbitrary time. I am dust, and so sleepy

Honestly I never realized Kr*sti N*em ever came back to South Dakota, and now that I know there's a small chance of seeing her in public, I hope [REDACTED]

Please help me write a business plan for a midwestern-seafood fusion restaurant 1. MAKE REALLY GOOD FOOD 2. YELL AT THE STREET TO GET PEOPLE TO COME AT THE RESTAURANT 3. EAT ALL MONEY 4. Good to go! What else may I help you with?

Incredible work, thank you

Why is this so funny 😭

A cursed Before and After puzzle on Wheel of Fortune at the very least

All of DHS too actually

Lmao Kristi Noem get recked

“When I saw her smile after coming home from work, all my pain disappeared. Now I don’t know what to do with this pain. I don’t know how to live with this.”

“There was nothing left of her. We could only identify her from her school bag, which she was still holding. She was completely burned.”

Rohollah recalls how his daughter wanted to become a doctor.

“She used to tell me, ‘I promise I will become a doctor so you won’t have to pay medical bills anymore.’ I would hold her and say, ‘You are already my little doctor’,” he said.

Every time I think this story can't get more horrific, a new detail emerges.

The 'double-tap' strike is a technique the IDF perfected in Gaza. The first strike is deadly, eliciting panic as those nearby rush in to help survivors. Then, once they are all in one place, the second strike arrives.

Screenshot of text that includes the phrase "none of the less" instead of the standard "nevertheless".

Wake up babe a new eggcorn just dropped

I mostly hear it in the context of older folks needing to limit their salt intake in order to better manage high blood pressure. Less often, people blaming salty foods on water retention and thus clothes fitting tighter than they wish

Foto de baixo pra cima meio distorcida de um gatinho branco e cinza rajado de frente pra foto com a língua pra fora como se fosse tomar água e por causa da distorsão da foto a língua ficou gigante

POV: Você é um pote de água

Always a sad day when your physical therapist breaks up with you 🥲

sigh

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Ep. 4: The lawmaker who takes ivermectin, a Republican rift over data centers, and more from legislative week 4 • South Dakota Searchlight In the fourth episode of Searchlight Report, Meghan chronicles the fate of South Dakota legislative bills dealing with alternative COVID-19 treatments, a 50-year sales tax break for data centers,…

"I've been sick these last few days, because I did forget to take one specific drug that I bring here every year that I've been in the Legislature. And that is #ivermectin."

That comment kicks off the latest episode of 🎧️Searchlight Report, which reviews a lively legislative week. buff.ly/apDlFTN

when your public moment of vulnerability undergoes memetic semantic degradation

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

[witnessing crises not seen since the mid-20th century, 1800s, and 1700s, respectively] gosh i should probably make a grocery list

I will not buy the claims that ICE has bigger guns when the lives of our children are at stake. In general, if local law enforcement can arrest residents who break the law, then they can arrest ICE agents who break the law. 3/

Liam was taken from Columbia Heights, the town just south of my high school in Fridley and just north of the Arts district in NE Minneapolis. I spent a lot of time with friends there after extracurriculars. News of his abduction completely broke my heart. I’m glad he’s home. #Comics4Liam

Girl read the room

FILED January 31, 2026 CLERK, U.S. DISTRICT COURT WESTERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS Jaemie Herndon DEPUTY ADRIAN CONEJO ARIAS, and L.C.R., a Minor Child by and through His Parent and Guardian Adrian Conejo Arias, Petitioners, VS. KRISTI NOEM, in Her Official Capacity as Secretary of the United States Department of Homeland Security; PAMELA BONDI, in Her Official Capacity as Attorney General of the United States; TODD LYONS, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director, United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement; DAREN MARGOLIN, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director of the Executive Office of Immigration Review; and JOHN DOE, in His Official Capacity as the Warden of the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in Dilley, Texas, Respondents. CIVIL CASE NO. SA-26-CV-415-FB § OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT

Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster. That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The Constitution requires an independent judicial officer. Accordingly, the Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED pursuant to the attached Judgment. Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And the rule of law be damned.

Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more orderly and humane policy than currently in place. Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you can keep it." With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED. SIGNED this 31st day of February [sic], 2026. Fred Biery FRED BIERY UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE Credit: Bystander Matthew 19:14 John 11:35

BREAKING: Federal judge orders Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R., released.

"The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED."

"Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."

Perhaps someone at @ologies.bsky.social could point you in a good direction? (And/or have you on the podcast?)

Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

Question from a friend just now: "When's the last time a South Dakotan was name checked in a Springsteen song?"
I believe the answer was never until just now. Kristi Noem's the first.
youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...

immigrant children lead uprising at texas detention center

Dreamt I was at a dinner party with Caleb Hearon and he told a joke that was so funny I woke up, but I can't remember the joke 🥲

me muttering "don't be weird" to myself in public is, in fact, sometimes the least weird option on the table