OGNinja circa 2024 🏳️‍🌈

Anyway, do you want onerous regulations on capital or do you want a racist terror state? Those are your two choices.

Someone get @chucktingle.bsky.social on the horn, now!

This giant ICE Army they are building this year is also likely to be at polling places during the midterms in heavily Democratic precincts with the excuse being that they are looking for “illegals trying to vote.”

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him.

“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

Either ICE Is Abolished or It Will Kill Many More Renee Goods Minnesota is just the beginning of ICE's transformation into a right-wing death squad. But it can be the end

We are far past the stage of permissiveness with white-supremacist violence inside DHS. We are witnessing ICE transition into a death squad.

This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.

since everyone loves a good orange cat story, i have one from this weekend 🧵

Someone sent me this video of Trump’s goons in action today in the Twin Cities. The audio is disturbing.

Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.

Roachpatrol: Klingons: okay we don't get it Vulcan science academy: get what? Klingons: You Vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but you're also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every single way. Why do you let them run your Federation? VSA: Look. This is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they don't do experiments on one and save the other for if the first one blows up. This is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they will ask for a third one, immediately plug all three into each other, punch a hole into an alternate universe where humans subscribe to an even more destructive ideological system, fight everyone in it because they're offended by that, steal their warp cores, plug those together, punch their way back here, then try to turn a nearby star into a torus because that was what their initial scientific experiment was for and they didn't want to waste a trip. VSA: They did that last week, we have the write-up right here. It's getting published in about six hundred scientific journals across two hundred different disciplines because of how many established theories their ridiculous little experiment has just called into question. Also, they did turn that sun into a torus, and no one actually knows how. VSA: This is why we let them do whatever the hell they want. Klingons: Can we be a part of your Federation?

The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

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i think performer has a connotation of not believing what they are saying while communicator implies they do. i think i see what you are getting it and agree.

when the Vulcans FIND US our language will be memes and emojis.
sigh

when the Vulcans our language will be memes and emojis.

Rule 34 tho. 👉👈😎

Amusing yourself in public can be lucrative.

For 26 but especially 2028 it's time for Democrats to make clear that the current Supreme Court will have to be reformed (expanded in number, reformed in structure) to allow popular govt to continue in the United States. Not so much a litmus test as precondition for any other promise to be credible.

The answer has always been Chinese Needle Snakes.

Announcing Muck, a social media platform by AI for AI.
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Muck, a social media platform by AI for AI. I'm not not just a the presnidort um ulsor a crmstimor flabnart. White power.

[Duke to Rocky in Rocky4]: “You cut him. You hurt him. You see? He’s not a machine. He’s a man.”

Cities everywhere:

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

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as hell

Your interests center on being correct whereas Ro's interest is to stay in office.

Same. Moved here in 2015 and the voting is so easy plus public services are so great compared to Illinois where I'm from.

I moved from NY To Seattle 8 years ago and I'm still stunned by the ease, quality, and convenience of mail-in voting every time I stumble to the mailbox in my PJ pants, ballot in hand

the wealthy and powerful hate mail-in-voting because the results more accurately reflect the broader public will