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Phidippus Audax

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Your friendly, neighborhood, AuDHD, vegan, lesbian, nb spider. They/them I don’t share anything without alt text (except Palestinian fundraisers). I block all “homeschooling” parents. I hate fascism and love rats.

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The “don’t bomb Palestine into oblivion” folks are pretty consistent in their “don’t bomb Iran into oblivion” takes.

10.03.2026 15:46 👍 152 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

I’m almost done with this book and I’m scared I’ll cry at work, but I can’t turn it off

10.03.2026 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only thing that would make blocking better on bsky would be if it let you put in a reason so every time they visited your profile to see if they were still blocked all they could see was a message saying “because you try to fact check jokes”

09.03.2026 08:09 👍 41 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

whenever you feel like being annoying means you’re undeserving of love, remember that that’s like cats’ whole schtick

that’s their whole deal

and they are beloved

you shouldn’t be put in forever jail for sometimes being a little annoying and anyone doing that isn’t worth your time

10.03.2026 06:09 👍 327 🔁 71 💬 6 📌 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 👍 15496 🔁 3797 💬 276 📌 225

i just DMd the new ceo and he wants me to tell everyone he thinks it’s fine for us to talk about wanting it to happen to the president and to “have fun with it”

10.03.2026 00:08 👍 73 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

Please help Reem and Sakher and their families survive, please share their link and donate if you have the means.

06.03.2026 02:37 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Eslam set up yet another account @artist-24.bsky.social, and they deleted that one too. Her original account @soma-eslam.bsky.social had over 4k followers, and she’d been verified by multiple sources, so they know damn well she’s real. Please donate if you’re able and share.
bit.ly/artist-eslam

08.10.2025 18:55 👍 29 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 10

Please help Saeed and his family, they have not been getting very many donations lately. Please share this post and donate if you have the means.

08.03.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Reem needs donations to buy medicine and take care of her family. Please share and donate if you have the means.

08.03.2026 22:42 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I wasn’t expecting the If Books Could Kill Guys to give David Graeber a gentle ribbing for an episode, I was bracing for something very different.

09.03.2026 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weren’t Russia and Israel and the (Trump led) USA the only countries not to condemn Russia for attacking Ukraine? Don’t give them shit to help murder Iranians, Zelenskyy, they will continue to not help you regardless of what you do.

09.03.2026 22:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bilbo Baggins absolutely fiending for that ring.

Bilbo Baggins absolutely fiending for that ring.

Ask a Disney adult to stop buying Harry Potter merch and watch them make this face

09.03.2026 19:02 👍 137 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0

So many of the best, kindest, smartest, most talented people I know want to die or don’t care if they live. What a disgraceful indictment of our present system that it has no place for people of integrity or whose talents bring real joy, use and comfort to people rather than more wealth to the rich.

09.03.2026 21:58 👍 72 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 0

My mom was always reading books and is a person who still believes that beating and neglecting her children was not wrong. So yeah, this checks out.

09.03.2026 22:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When we all know the greatest danger from dating apps is people liking you, and then not messaging you and then you message them and they never message you back—at least on the lesbian side.

09.03.2026 18:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I heard someone use the word "degenerate" on a left-wing podcast yesterday and cringed. There's no way to recuperate that word—get it out of your vocabulary.

08.03.2026 18:51 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t this also the one who left her dog in a barely fenced yard all day and when she came home to find he had got out and been hit by a car she had her husband shoot him instead of taking him to the emergency vet?

09.03.2026 10:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh god no, I was really hoping that wouldn’t happen.

09.03.2026 10:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reem needs donations to buy medicine and take care of her family. Please share and donate if you have the means.

08.03.2026 22:42 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wishing everyone declaring that military installations near civilian buildings justify blowing up massively urban areas a very good "googling your nearest building owned by the armed forces in your city".

08.03.2026 19:08 👍 396 🔁 99 💬 26 📌 12

Please help Saeed and his family, they have not been getting very many donations lately. Please share this post and donate if you have the means.

08.03.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Apparently they are also taking the good stuff out and selling it separately on eBay and other resale sites for more money. It’s ridiculous what they are doing because they get all that shit for free.

08.03.2026 11:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Billionaires would hate that and this is the billionaires’ war, no one but billionaires benefit from this war, no one but billionaires want this war. It’s pretty clever for them to threaten billionaires with everyone not needing to pay them anymore.

08.03.2026 11:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

here's a thread on what's happening when shitty bigoted parents rage about gayness in films 🧵

08.03.2026 01:35 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Please help Reem and Sakher and their families. Reem is recovering from surgery and needs medicine. Please share this post and donate if you have the means.

07.03.2026 20:01 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Praying for the family and loved ones of those who were killed in the tornado in Southwest Michigan yesterday, and all others who were impacted.

07.03.2026 14:09 👍 60 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

It is still happening. No country is stepping in. Cuba has helped so many movements and people around the world and they are being abandoned to die

07.03.2026 14:08 👍 2594 🔁 914 💬 24 📌 5

If you can make accommodations for autistic children then you can make them for autistic adults aswell.

I'm puzzled as to why this is so difficult.

07.03.2026 11:45 👍 53 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
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Humanity heating planet faster than ever before, study finds Researchers identify sharp rise to about 0.35C every decade, after excluding natural fluctuations such as El Niño

It doesn’t matter whether the rate of global warming is increasing. It’ll never cease to amaze me that people don’t care that it’s happening at all. It should be the most alarming thing ever.

07.03.2026 10:34 👍 4260 🔁 1648 💬 67 📌 122