Who locked the bathroom door?
12.03.2026 18:27
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I'd rather have Shit on a Shingle (SOS) (chipped meat on toast) honestly.
Turkey is fav, but I'll take beef as well.
Not that I'll turn up my nose at biscuits..
12.03.2026 18:19
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Preditor clicks are fun too, specially if you can pick and go room to room.
12.03.2026 18:02
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He who dies with the most toys wins... or so I've heard..
12.03.2026 18:00
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Gloing
11.03.2026 18:12
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And torpedoes are set to full spread.
10.03.2026 16:35
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Still do apparently
09.03.2026 21:07
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They used to sell programmable remotes.
09.03.2026 21:06
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Awake, and before coffee... guess I'm everybody's trouble today.
07.03.2026 13:32
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Okay bluesky what's up... why am I suddenly having trouble saving porn to my wank bank for later? I'm on fricking Wi-fi.
07.03.2026 13:31
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I can still hear the boss music! Why can I _STILL_ hear the boss music! Where's my success theme! /well crap/ there's another form...
07.03.2026 13:28
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I'm losing an hour of sleep on the night before monday. Fuck off or make a bigger pot of coffee.
Coffee, right.. I should get some before I get more bitey.
07.03.2026 13:21
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Fuck that. I do the extra things I get told to do happily and on time. If I say 'That's not my fucking job' it's because it's unsafe, or they've been riding my ass because these extras are affecting my real job; the one they'll fire me over.
The reward for digging a good hole is a bigger shovel.
07.03.2026 13:17
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Can't blame you. I know my family hate sharing kitchen space.
28.02.2026 06:57
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-snickers- Invaider!
28.02.2026 06:47
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Touch my kitchen get bit hmm?
28.02.2026 06:44
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-facepalms- Cue incoming flood of rump refs.
23.02.2026 23:16
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23.02.2026 21:17
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-cackles- Ow.. -snort-
23.02.2026 20:06
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Eh, I figured I needed something to tickle your fancy first. Happy birthday and it's good to still have you around.
23.02.2026 20:01
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Heh..
23.02.2026 19:41
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Eh 49 this year at some point, if I don't accrue more karma, so I'm not as far behind as some. It was a short rib, I'm gonna be awhile about it even if it was just a little crack. But thanks for the well wishes.
23.02.2026 19:37
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23.02.2026 19:30
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I can honestly say don't tip over past 40... I have officially broken a bone finally.
23.02.2026 19:27
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Either that or they can pay for the heating. I think I'm up to six blankets?
23.02.2026 19:25
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Do we get the pull start guitar and giant anvil? Oh wait that would be FurryCurry...
23.02.2026 19:23
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-slides under the table waves a white flag-
23.02.2026 19:21
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If you split it open that'd be one big seed...
23.02.2026 19:20
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64 ounce dunkins travel mug from the 80's or 90's...
I mean it's cute... but it would mean cutting down.
23.02.2026 19:18
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So.. fell on Saturday, full on trip (bootlace hooked on opposite hook) and suddenly I was doing the worm on the crosswalk. Went to Urgent care this morning... cracked a rib.
I'd really like to try this growing older gracefully thing I keep hearing about...
23.02.2026 19:12
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