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Brian Elk 🦌 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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they think it's a video game and all that runs in the background

12.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
12.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So excited you're 26

12.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

curb your enthusiasm credits

12.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well we did break the planet

11.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

11.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet the GOP would support ranked choice voting in this case eh

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like to imagine Klingon barber shops where they're singing songs of battle over recorded opera on a radio, hair in full tease mode, gagh passed around and a fight breaks out because the hair dryer "is not befitting a true warrior, we must go bigger! It's what Kahless would have wanted!"

10.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"What do you mean I wasn't supposed to eat the ferry"

10.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think my favorite period of time in Star Trek was late TNG / Early DS9, where all of the Klingons got messy perms.

10.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

better calves than 99% of gay gym selfies

10.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I met one of my best friends in the whole entire world there!

10.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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if only the religious would just stop displacing their own mania on everyone around them like a gunman at a crowded mall.

10.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

now we just need that level 4 tear to happen

10.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inhaler, "200 measured pumps"
Me, "Okay slut."

10.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

$599 to give me sudafed and flonase

10.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OhIoHealth charged $315 for a flu test and $599 for an urgent care visit, and this is the non-profit option here.

10.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never been happier to have a job with daily public interactions with my neighbors and local customers.

09.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I'm happy paying taxes because of the supposed social benefits we get. Instead of this, how about you tax the megarich into oblivion and use that to fund real social change.

09.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely coasting through the midterms is a strategy

09.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my parents left us in the car :D

08.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jumpscare

08.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of the face of sulley from monsters inc. ALT: a close up of the face of sulley from monsters inc.
04.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I'm not saying or pretending there's any good reason. I'm saying that if there was a good, valid, honest reason to attack, she would have at least asked Congress. She would have done the bare minimum.

04.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool can the Christians all get raptured or die or whatever happens nobody else cares about it.

04.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She would have asked Congress and probably not targeted a school. Probably.

04.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

that bathroom tile matters, so do you

04.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come here and say that to my face! but you're not wrong

04.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

queue gatorsdaily

04.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sentenced to Ohio.

03.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0