As far as I know we arent supposed to be making depictions of him??
08.03.2026 07:06
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As far as I know we arent supposed to be making depictions of him??
My 6 year old son ate an onion that’s been on my kitchen floor for 18 months #UGH
Mixed news: Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider has been hit by a SCUD missile while on set of a new production in Eastern Iraq #avengeDan
TV Show: the Ozmepic Challenge. Three 400lb Americans are judges, and they each get a team of 5 chefs. Each judge takes ozempic and their teams prepare meals for them. At the end of episode each of the judges gets weighed and whoever loses the most lb loses a member of their team until one chef left
Signing up for ARMY so I can go to IRAN WAR so I can escape my ANNOYING AS SHIT 6 YEAR OLD SON
I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run
Learning about about #boats
Got too drunk on a Tuesday night to write my great American novel… fuck!!!
My six most loyal cousins and I have formed a Junta and have occupied and are managing our local McDonald’s to great success, and despite our judicious use of corporal punishment drivethru wait times are down 18%
It’s called “alcoholic cirrhosis” and she’s not kidding
It’s okay don I recognize you’re profile picture
Not getting a lot of attention in mainstream media but the latest Epstein files drop includes about a dozen deeply embarrassing emails I sent to Jeff E. telling him I would kill myslef unless he gave me back the $1,500 I gave him for a 1991 Toyota Camry that died a week after I bought it from him
I got a Grammy for the recoding of me calling 911 when I got my penis/genitals caught in the fence which went viral last year in the midst of my very public divorce which the local paper referred to as “the worst divorce to happen in this county since May”
My 6 year old son watched the Melania movie and it made him kill himself #ama
It’s okay he was Earth’s Bastard
My cousin was gonna be an extra in it but was killed by 17 muggers in s small town in Wyn0ming before he got to the set
Soon!
Air Force 1 had to turn around because Trump was jerkingoff (understandable) but when he nutted some of it went into one of the planes vents and it got clogged so they had to turn around to get the vent cleaned out just to be safe, which, to be fair, could happen to anyone
Giving my 6 year old son his daily hardtack
The cast of Everybody Loves Raymond DENOUNCES ISRAEL. Google it
He’s so brave for having slept so high
I speak on behalf of all progressives when I say we will let the Venezuela thing slide if Trump does the exact same thing to Netanyahu in the next 24 hours plssss
Tried giving myself a haircut for the second time ever and accidentally gave myself the Sean penn haircut from One Battle After Another and now my girlfriend won’t come home
My new resolution for 2026 is for Timothy Chalamet to gain 100lb
Cousinmaxxing
Emailing my cousin (was missing for 18 months, found in a coma in Eastern Russia but recovered) about how much I hate my kid
Got arrested for trying to trade my 6 year old child (son) for a late 90s Toyota 4runner on Facebook Marketplace but since there’s not technically a law against tht in the Laws
Of America or Laws of Facebook the cops had to let me go and give me $10,000: major W
Writing my The Office fan fiction: “Phyllis’s Suicide; Phyllis Fucks Up” while I’m supposed to be at my divorce court hearing. Stupid as fuuuuuck