Awakethestars ⚔️ FUCK ICE

P eople
O rder
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P atties

Nahhhhh that's an instant block fr lmaoo

A picture of a comically buff Karl Marx illustration wearing red overalls and wielding a large hammer & sickle captioned "I'm joining the war on obesity on the side of obesity" (The original template was "I'm joining the war on communism, on the side of communism" if I remember correctly)

Fat girl summer coming to a swimming hole near you‼️

Like fuck you actually when I go swimming the last thing I want to think about is how my body does or does not fit into mainstream beauty standards!!! Who cares if I got a belly I'm going swimming???? Fuck you a thousand times, fat girl summer is coming for you soulless motherfuckers

Idk I just don't think anyone of any size needs to be told "this body part is ugly and despicable and should be covered at all costs" actually!!! Ive been fat since I was a kid and it's so fucking damaging!!! And oh my god it's so hard to unlearn 😭

Getting a lot of ads for swimsuits designed for "covering bellies" and I gotta say that shit enrages me so bad. I am actively trying to heal & unlearn the hate for my fat bod. By far my biggest insecurity is still my belly and suddenly I'm getting flooded by ads telling me yes, that's fucking ugly!

IT'S A GLOOMY RAINY DAY YAYYY

Fuck that shit man I think God has bigger fish to fry than what people do with their own damn bodies!!!

it's always "i love fat women!!1!" until fat women have stretch marks or acne or don't wear makeup, don't shave, aren't hourglass shaped, or basically aren't an idealized version of a fat hyper-feminine woman

my face when a new hyperfixation emerges
(distorted face emoji)

Had a remarkably Normal Person Dream and as someone who never fucking dreams it was so vivid and similar to dreams I used to have all the time as a tiny little pre-traumatized kid but lowkey forgot about so I've been having a weird day just mulling it over in my head. What does it mean. Why now

Happy #NationalAardvarkWeek 2026! It’s one of my favorite animals so expect plenty more #aardvark “aart” throughout the week 🥰

Illustration of pokemon featuring the eeveelutions. In this image has flareon, vaporeon, jolteon, umbreon, eevee, espeon, leafeon, glaceon, sylveon

Eevees 🔥💧⚡🌙🦊🔮🌱❄️🎀
#art #pokemon

brother herbert hauling a bigass carrot

🥕💪

Illustration of the grass pokemon starters. Featured are bulbasaur, chikorita, treeko, turtwig, snivy, chespin, rowlet, grookey, sprigatito, and browt

Grass starters 🌱
#art #pokemon

photo of the “Stirrup-spout bottle with fox head and clubs” on display at museum, front profile

photo of the “Stirrup-spout bottle with fox head and clubs” on display at museum, side profile

photo of gallery sign: “Moche artists); North Coast, Peru Stirrup-spout bottle with fox head and clubs 500-800 CE Ceramic, slip Gift of Judith Riklis, 1983(1983.546.4) Recorded provenance: Judith Riklis, New York, by 1983 The top of this vessel was modeled in the shape of a war club with the head of a fox and tiny human arms. War clubs and other elements likely taken as trophies from a defeated enemy were painted on the side of the vessel. The fox's helmet strap holds down a vine of chili peppers, perhaps underscoring an association between the spice's heat and the pain caused by the club.”

#FoxFriday 🦊 at the Ancient Americas wing of the Met:
Moche artist(s); North Coast, Peru Stirrup-spout bottle with #fox head and clubs, 500-800 CE
Ceramic, slip
1983.546.4
#AndeanArt #PeruvianArt #IndigenousArt

WAIT IM OBSESSED YALL ARE SO CUTE 😭💖

photo of the frog effigy vessel on display at museum Red & tan, molded & incised details, stirrup spout

photo of gallery sign: “Moche artists); North Coast, Peru Stirrup-spout bottle with toad 200-500 CE Ceramic, slip Gift of Conny and Fred Landmann, 1992 (1992.60.8) Recorded provenance: Conny and Frederick E. Landmann, New Hampshire, by 1992 Moche artists were close observers of the natural world, and their early ceramics often depicted animals with considerable fidelity. Made before molds were commonly used, these effigies demonstrate an expansion of the sculptural possibilities of clay vessels. Some vessels captured salient features of animals two-dimensionally; in later centuries, slip painting would become the favored means to convey ideas.”

#FrogFriday in the Ancient Americas wing at the Met 🐸: (1/3)
Moche artist(s); North Coast, Peru Stirrup-spout bottle with #toad 200-500 CE
Ceramic, slip
1992.60.8
#AndeanArt #PeruvianArt #IndigenousArt

Just took a long scalding hot shower so now I feel sorta human again despite being ridiculously sick still please clap

official museum photo of the object, quarter turn profile small painted papier mâché figure of a chonky white / black / red dog with a bamboo basket on its head “They are used as lucky charms to pray for safe childbirth and the healthy growth of children. Safe Childbirth: Because dogs give birth relatively easily and have multiple puppies, they symbolize fertility and easy labor. Protection: They act as "guardian dogs" to ward off evil spirits and are believed to take on any physical misfortunes in place of the child. The "Basket-Wearing" Dog (Zaru-kaburi Inu) is a play on words: the kanji for "bamboo" placed over "dog" resembles the kanji for "to laugh", symbolizing a home filled with laughter and health (as the basket also helps "drain" away sickness).” (info via tokyo.yokai.tales)

i just love him ok

#Dog with Basket On Head (Zaru-Kaburi-Inu-Hariko)
Tokyo, Kanto District, Japan, 20th c.
Papier mâché, bamboo, paint
3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. (7.62 cm x 7.62 cm x 7.62 cm)
Mingei International Museum 2001-69-022 collections.mingei.org/objects-1/in...
#DogsInArt #JapaneseArt

So cute!!! 💖🥰

The constant struggle of wanting to get to know moots more but also not knowing what to say.

Ughhhhh I hate being sick so much

Illustration of Mosslax from Pokopia featuring Leafeon. Mosslax is a Snorlax that has been covered in moss. They are so mossy that they made eevee evolve. Colored used in the artwork consist of greens, blues and purple.

Mosslax from pokopia 🌱
#art #pokemon

dear phone, please stop autocorrecting my keyboard smashes. the vibe of each one is very particular and i don’t appreciate having to redo my work.
thx

Oh gosh I'm sorry you know what I'm talking about but man I'm glad I'm not alone 😂

For a dude with a Jaguar he sure drives like a pussy

Actually I lied if I recently had blood drawn it hurts WAY worse. One time I was flaring and already in a lot of pain, and also sick, with a fresh arm poke, and when I sneezed it hurt so bad in that arm I cried a little lol

Y'all ever sneeze and your veins in your neck and arms and chest hurt?

It's like rolling a crit fail on a sneeze. This dull pain just lingers for a minute. Other than that it's fine it's just annoying

Small bat held in a brown-gloved hand on a green background.

It's starting to warm up in Arizona and bats that migrate, such as Mexican free-tailed bats, are coming back from their winter homes. Sometimes they just need a little TLC before completing their journey. 🦇

#bats #arizona #wildanimals