mr pizza lover

i think the thing i like most about noodles is they taste real good

i did not clog your mind palace mind toilet

the unitiated think he's just so prolific there's already one for everything you could ever type but real heads know he writes each one real quick while the page loads

and how better off we'd all be if true

i think if i lived a 1000 years ago and every aspect was heavily streamlined and i got a bunch of do-overs, i'd be the world's most feared general

Someone catfished that Jake Lang white supremacist guy pretending to be a 15 year old girl and he took the bait in the worst possible way.

after fuck knows how long of not having to know she exists, jess phillips is back in a big fucking way

Tolkien was really into love stories where there’s a human and an elf and one of them chooses to become mortal because they’re so in love, which I think is a pretty goofy thing to ask for in a relationship both because it seems like a big ask and also if you’re old you need someone to do the laundry

why hasn't streeting been sacked yet? why didn't kier take the opportunity to bin him during the mandelson shit. why keep that little cunt who's gunning for his job and has no friends in office?

yeah man, i wipe before shitting. game changer

get on my level by doing it on office days too

warhammer 3 end of battle screen - 1.1k kills for lord kroak

let lord kroak cook (bbq'd skaven that is)

I am hearing that on its deathbed Israel received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now it looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

tbf this was a last resort burger place i'd never tried before because the good burger place was closed. honesty i should just have gone tj's

yeah, think they just mixed mayo and bbq sauce together

Al Jazeera cracked this "enigma":

This school had many daughters of military officers and soldiers. The idea was to attract them to the school, strike it to draw in rescuers and relatives, and then strike it again to kill them.

some kind of bbq mayo i think

nah it's ok, cured them

got the hiccups

posting used to be all about the jokes. retvrn etc

the hour of your payday. the minute of your payday. send me a notification of the bacs transfer

spring is here, the gardens and terraces almost look serviceable. we got this

dude, you urgently need a piss up release. i'm here, reach out 😘

Emi and Yumi of the Peanuts, in their Mothra costumes, being photographed in the film’s model sets

“The kaiju-sized Shobijin aren’t real, they can’t hurt you”

The kaiju-sized Shobijin:

scrolling through your girl's media tab and liking all the pics of good food she's eaten

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

chips: good
wings: lower end of mid
burger: guy who went to five guys once "so people love over salted shit swimming in grease..."

mr pizza lover rating: 0/5 stars - not a pizza