Marc

Who keeps hiring me for these chicken shit gigs (watching episodes where no one goes home)

Late but I need someone to always tell me when a non elimination episode airs bc I’m tired of wasting my time

I’ve listened to Pure Heroine 3 times in a row tonight

Underwear night “outfit”

The age-old problem of “can’t host” but also “don’t want to get up”

I know I’m a Winter Gay™ but god I need it to be summer again already

Like I thought this only happened to the 9-5ers wtf

Bitch not i got laid off from my restaurant job lmao

now why did i just receive a letter from AARP

hmmm you know what maybe i am just a bitch. you really ate that

love that this is a universal experience. also tho the exact opposite when they give you what i can only describe as a spy cam and give zero hint about where the “take photo” button is like i’m just gonna know

absolute dream man tbh

i just knew you’d sound hot

oooop omg sister not that

wait who is it then

is this gender swapped miley cyrus

thank god i’m not the type of person to always crave attention. pic unrelated

if you’re cold they’re cold, put your feet in my mouth

and i’ll do it again

ooooh how tempting, i’ve always wanted to try a cpap too

honestly it could be a moment, you should try it out sometime

sister this is crazy 💀

absolutely covered in pulverized candy cane dust from bar prep today

i’m one of the very few people in seattle who loves the sun never being out in winter but shifts at work really do drag on forever when you go in at 3 and it’s dark out by 4:30

my therapist told me i look skinny

not gods favorite lmaooo i appreciate that 😁

☺️ thank you!!

sometimes you really don’t get hot until your 30’s i guess

going through old pictures and i don’t think i’ve ever really realized how much weight i’ve lost in the past few years. me at 29 vs 32