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A rabble-rousing old who collects postcards in the "America's best craphole city™"

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Reserved two! I hope I can book a flight to DC in time for Monday.

14.03.2026 22:34 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

A slightly smaller asshole is still an asshole.

13.03.2026 04:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Again?

25.02.2026 03:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A reminder for current and former Norfolk folks.

24.02.2026 04:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Donate to GOOD TROUBLE: Renee Good Poetry Award for Peaceful Protest, organized by Drew Lopenzina On Jan. 7, 2026 Renee Good, a poet and graduate of Old Domini… Drew Lopenzina needs your support for GOOD TROUBLE: Renee Good Poetry Award for Peaceful Protest

Here's the link to the fundraiser for the Renee Good Poetry award: www.gofundme.com/f/good-troub...

24.02.2026 04:23 👍 40 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
The Log Lady from Twin Peaks, seated in front of a fireplace as she caresses her log addressing the camera directly saying ‘One day, the sadness will end.’

The Log Lady from Twin Peaks, seated in front of a fireplace as she caresses her log addressing the camera directly saying ‘One day, the sadness will end.’

It seems I’ve decided to start watching Twin Peaks again

23.02.2026 01:08 👍 396 🔁 38 💬 5 📌 4
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Pinterest has blamed advertisers behind affected by tariffs for missing revenue expectations for Q4 2025 and a lower outlook than analysts expected.

The company pivoting so hard to AI that it fired its only icon designer and announced 15% layoffs pretty much telegraphed this earnings report.

14.02.2026 00:48 👍 53 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

Well, unless you're worth more than a million or so.

13.02.2026 03:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People who stumble across the once in a blue moon article they think speaks to them at their level, subscribe on a whim, and then live in regret for a year with an ugly-ass tote bag as a consolation prize.

13.02.2026 02:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Occupy Mars.

09.02.2026 01:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Large television showing the boonta eve classic

Large television showing the boonta eve classic

They got the big game on at the bar

08.02.2026 18:12 👍 5798 🔁 1507 💬 50 📌 42
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A strong father figure at work.

04.02.2026 05:09 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Psst, you don't need to be Joe Kent Light to hold on to your seat in November. Better still, consider switching parties.

31.01.2026 23:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mr. Limpet kidnaps your kids.

23.01.2026 02:46 👍 60 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I've been from "Portland, a city south of Vancouver," since 2016

21.01.2026 18:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jeez, between him and Rodgers, it seems like we dodged two bullets.

10.01.2026 04:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Quite the unintentionally ironic use of this song about young men whose fathers were rich enough to get them out of the draft!

03.01.2026 20:47 👍 1067 🔁 222 💬 42 📌 6
Digital illustration of a New Year’s good luck lemon pig. A lemon on toothpick legs, with triangular ear flaps cut from the rind, eyes made of two whole cloves, and a mouth cut into the snouty end that holds a penny, and finally a curly foil tail stuck in the opposite end. On a greenish background, I t’s surrounded by rough yellow lettering outlined in orange reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Digital illustration of a New Year’s good luck lemon pig. A lemon on toothpick legs, with triangular ear flaps cut from the rind, eyes made of two whole cloves, and a mouth cut into the snouty end that holds a penny, and finally a curly foil tail stuck in the opposite end. On a greenish background, I t’s surrounded by rough yellow lettering outlined in orange reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

01.01.2026 14:07 👍 1391 🔁 464 💬 7 📌 6

Whatever you do, please don't buy any of the snacks. I have it on good authority they're ass.

30.12.2025 00:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It'll make a hell of a reef.

23.12.2025 05:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A reminder. The Doll is on the island because of depression and abandonment issues.

12.12.2025 01:49 👍 62 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 2
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Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes WASHINGTON, DC—Alzheimer’s sufferers from across the nation marched on random buildings throughout Washington, D.C., Washington State, and Iowa City, IA, Monday, demanding that Congress prioritize fin...

Just to add to the neverending stream, even after seeing the devastation of Alzheimer's, I still think of this every time I urinate in a vending machine.

theonion.com/alzheimers-s...

04.12.2025 03:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Husker Du's New Day Rising.

17.11.2025 01:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd go for the Thief in the Night trilogy over these, anything with Kirk Cameron or David White, or any of the left behind films. They've got that 80s televangelism vibe, and are a way funnier hate watch.

16.11.2025 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Certainly similar ray ban frames to what the ICE schmucks in Chicago wear, but the image is too blurry to see the camera bits.

15.11.2025 23:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And of course he looks to be sporting meta glasses...

15.11.2025 23:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw it as a weekend preview with a since long estranged Dad before it came out, and at least a dozen plus times since--still hit record on the virtual DVR.

08.11.2025 03:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I was only at #nokings DTLA for a very short time, but I did get a little video from my bike camera of people heading through the 2nd Street tunnel to the rally.

19.10.2025 03:26 👍 6 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

He's no Albini.

12.10.2025 00:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sign from the Hong Phat on 82nd in Portland.

Sign from the Hong Phat on 82nd in Portland.

As soon as I saw Rene, I said "that fucking guy..." Maybe antifa stepped on his foot again or something.

Btw, Walmart's a Hong Phat now, and features my favorite old punk band on aisle 11.

02.10.2025 01:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0