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a close up of a man wearing glasses and a suit and tie . ALT: a close up of a man wearing glasses and a suit and tie .

SO the Clark Kent disguise is effective in the real world, interesting.

13.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tom Segura wants to stomp out his son's bully.
Tom Segura wants to stomp out his son's bully. YouTube video by DanDee

youtu.be/W6ghZLq9DfM?...

12.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made this 9 years ago and honestly, it holds up.

12.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you've heard of hardcore and metalcore, try warpcore.

11.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

from HOG CRANKER to NUT FILER. Truly a glow up. ggs

11.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Zenodot โ€” Find book translations across languages Discover book translations across languages. A documentary tool for readers worldwide.

I spent 4 months trying to answer a simple question: has this book been translated into my language?
Turns out no one tracks this. Not ISBN registries. Not Amazon. Not Google. Not libraries.
So I built a tool that crosses four databases to piece it together.
zenodot.app

09.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1820 ๐Ÿ” 488 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money in his hand and saying `` shut up and take my money ! '' ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money in his hand and saying `` shut up and take my money ! ''
05.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

high key, would buy one of these for my SO.

05.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The thing is that I didn't think of ANYBODY when I made this jokes."

This is very clear to the rest of us, thank you for being self aware.

05.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm all for satirical shitposts, but they fall flat when the lens is pointed at marginalized groups. If you want some Ha-Ha's from me, try punching up instead of down.

Anything else just makes you look like a dipshit bully lol. Trying to help you out here.

05.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doing my part to reduce ignorance and make the world a less sucky place.

05.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Neuroendocrinology (SEX & GENDER) with Daniel Pfau โ€” alie ward PART 1: How many genders are there? How do you know if youโ€™re queer? Is sexual orientation biological, and if so, how? The amazing Michigan State University neuroscientist and endocrinology researche...

Neuroendocrinology is unsurprisingly complex and the science behind biology and gender expression is incredibly fascinating.

What is neither complex nor fascinating is bland ass attempts at humor, especially ones that disparage subsets of the population.

www.alieward.com/ologies/neur...

05.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Togusa represents one of my favorite ideas in sci-fi storytelling. The character who is intentionally being 'old world' about everything. No enhancements, no super weapons. Just a good ol fashioned emotionally compromiseable human with a revolver. Fish out of water, but still gets results.

05.03.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, well I guess me and mine are out in the sticks I guess lol.

Being the talk of the town and still getting cancelled two months in so much worse though.

04.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember seeing Highguard at the VGA's and thought that I might give it a shot when it came out this year. I've seen NO advertising at all for it, and to my surprise it launched a month ago and will be death in a month still.

This feels like the Amazon/Luna thing where nobody knew it existed?

03.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm getting real tired yall.

03.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey if you kill kids for a living or for the morally vacant sport of it, kys. ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ‘‹

01.03.2026 07:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Predictions for tomorrow...

a super pokemon release that is Kanto, Johto and Sinnoh all connected.

Ill take gen 2 switch 2 remakes (not lets go style) though.

Pokemon Stadium 3

27.02.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew that the transition period was going to be a bitch, but now that my macros are kind of dialed in for basic metabolism, its just a matter of figuring out what I'll need once I start adding gym time (if anything, calories are still calories at the end of the day).

26.02.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I accidentally did this when my liver and gallbladder got all pissy after the holidays (and like 30 years of eating like shit)

Went from getting gas station burritos to eating frosted mini wheat and an apple for breakfast and the first week was ROUGH.

7 weeks in, 12lbs down and -20 Cholesterol.

26.02.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one ever chooses to be a flawed design
But this life is a joke, and death is the punchline

26.02.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

monkey paw wish granted; all your stuff is here now but its been repacked into boxes with no discernible rhyme or reason. Spoons and bathroom supplies in the same box. Bedroom has a TV Guide and a half eaten box of mars bars. GOOD LUCK.

23.02.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a hole is a hole is a hole

20.02.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just start tagging hotel chains forcing everyone to review every room shes ever been in. Jesus tap-dancing Christ, its not hard to just wash them in the sink or shower and hang to dry. OR OR OR!!! just toss them and go buy new ones if they aren't salvageable. Its OK to throw your undies away!

19.02.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a spray bottle while talking to a boy . ALT: a man is holding a spray bottle while talking to a boy .
17.02.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heck for some folks simply getting the time off to go to the polls between two jobs is monumental enough. Adding any friction to the process is going to make voting a privileged process and that's never good.

17.02.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH BOYS.

GET IN, WE'RE GOING FOR M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

16.02.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

recently made Matthew McConaughey's recipe sans the red onion for allergy reasons and that is hella tasty.

also condolences to your cat. you should be tried for war crimes, clearly.

13.02.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna spend the weekend watching Megazone 23, an anime about outcasts using the government's own high tech shit against them and discovering just how fucked the system truly is.

Good ol fashioned cyberpunk dystopia!

13.02.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

golf courses.. the most egregious of lawns

13.02.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0