Rats

A striped t-shirt‘s collar with the tag marking it as a Dickies brand shirt, labeled as a Carhartt shirt, being sold for 30€

Ach Vinted…

Crows gather behind one specific uni building here all the time. I‘m the idiot who feeds them multiple times a week. There’s something very fun about watching a bunch of crows demand peanuts, especially when they are used to you and get pushy about it

i see the fist of anger is already being practiced, that rat will grow up to be a menace

happened to me with soy yoghurt, the boys loved it but got suspicious when they got an odd tasting spoonful every day and then refused it. After they got better they would still eat the yoghurt again tho

Looked at a bunch of lists of gender neutral names, decided on a bunch, asked my mom and my girlfriend at the time, they preferred the francophone one so Camille it was.
still love the name Camille but i think it’d probably work better outside of germany but i can confidently claim it to be neutral

i keep saying this

i was expecting Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights) not Heathcliff (Orange Cat) for some reason

i mean west germany was always very much a vassal and reunification just spread that everywhere. The spinelessness of german politics doesn’t help either

feeling very normal about this

what a distinguished elder

„it’s weird how there’s been this influx of men getting into naked mole rats at this pet store, must be one of them tiktoks“

IM TIRED

dang it

guess i should get a chest tattoo

does having boobs make that hurt less or more?

God i loved Minish Cap back in the day

the pixel art is so nice it’s almost a shame i had to play it on the tiny gba first

my dishwasher is broken and now it just beeps in random intervals all. the. time.

i slept like 6 hours because the beeping annoyed me too much to fall asleep again

Typ von der Krankenkasse ruft an, ich sag „hallo, [nachname]“ hier

„Ach, ich wollte eigentlich mit der Camille sprechen.“

„Ja, das bin ich“

„Hmm, die Stimme kommt mir so tief vor, okay“

fuck my stupid trans life jfc

So i went home at 9pm, having done like three hours of helping? Apparently the whole move started at 11am and went until midnight.

A bit terrified of ever moving in with someone now because everyone was Not Okay when i got there and more so when i left

yeah okay i get the Sally Rooney hype

Normal People was a solid 5 star read, maybe that’s more a sign that i‘m a bit borked than anything else though

1st reason i go to the gym for? thighs.

2nd reason i hit the gym?
helping lesbians move house at 7pm on a wednesday

cant make it to berlin then :(

stupid degree with stupid exams

Every day I wake up to study mechanics

[slams wall]

[crying]

fuck

I‘m sorry to hear that, I hope you‘re managing alright

My brain went „that‘s a weird catan game“ for a sec

how‘d it go???

I swear for some reason my meanest rats were always the most popular at the vet.

Like ma’am this is the feistiest prick on god’s green earth why are you telling me he’s so well behaved

wish i could do eyeliner/eyeshadow like that

stupid enby wearing big green linen pant and a ribbed tanktop

That stupid enby again thinking this angle looks better somehow

tried on new linen pants today, what are we thinking:

just popping in to say this tenderizer lives rent free in my head and i can’t find it anywhere thats not sketchy but christ do i want it