Charlie

thoughts on saying fuck it and growing a shitty mullet?

these were too scandalous for twitter because i have too many irls there, but y’all can have a lil treat 🥰

i’ve been out of the game too long, how do u flirt like a normal person again???

there’s something so hot about a man trying to tease you and absolutely failing

gonna learn the drums and become even hotter are y’all ready for this

thank you sun for the opportunity to wear my new gay little shorts

i think i might ?enjoy writing poetry? i was convinced i couldn’t do it but actually it’s really fun oh no

i love the feed feature on this app. scrolling through a skyline that’s just filled with mushrooms whenever i get overwhelmed has improved my days so much

coworker that i decided would be fun to flirt with just told me he was going to write me a poem tonight and i KNOW he’s joking and i KNOW it’s a dig at my ex but still 🫠🫠🫠

genuinely feel like i have been straight up lied to for 2 years, but hey at least she affirmed my gender am i right folks

when ur ex writes a poem about wanting to be seen in a certain way from a lover and you’re just like lol okay so everything i felt for you and did for you meant nothing cool cool cool

📷 A small purple mushroom is well lit and has a crinkled edge to its cap. It sits in the mossy and leafy woodland floor. Amethyst Deceiver, Laccaria amethystina. These beautiful mycorrhizaal mushrooms often appear in huge numbers in leaf litter in woodlands, especially under Fagus. They are often found associating with their cousins Laccaria laccata, the Deceiver, with whom they share habitat preferences.

Jewels of the woodland floor 💜

have developed a bad habit of wearing shirts that clearly show my nips and not realising until im 2 minutes away from work

kings

in my troye sivan one of your girls era

man just stroked my cheek and then claimed he was straight bro shut the fuck up

y’all ever just think about wombats

calling it a skyline instead of a timeline alone makes this place a million times better than ye ole bird app. that’s so cute wtf

you know when you KNOW you’re being delulu but you’re having so much fun with it that you don’t bother to stop it?? yeah

“red liquorice isn’t real liquorice”
“YOU’RE NOT REAL BRO”

good thing about break up: no one gets mad if i don’t cook dinner until 10pm
bad thing about break up: it’s 10pm and i have not cooked dinner

i <3 working retail

a phone customer at work just forced me to look up stock for the entire discography of 10 bands and then every season of 3 different shows. she asked me if i had seen the shows, i said no and then she proceeded to ask trivia questions about them. and i couldn’t hang up!!!

i know it’s a bad idea but i’m gonna do it anyways 🤪 go crazy go stupid am i right

post break up has me thinking it’s a good idea to flirt with my coworker….

survey says it’s horny posting time 🤷

if that’s what the people want !

have not yet worked out what vibe my posts should have on here yet / how to differentiate from my tweets. what do y’all do?

have actively decided to be in my bad bitch era, i no longer am depressed