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Connor J. Sumner

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I often get IUD and IED mixed up which, come to think of it, probably explains why my wife exploded.

04.03.2026 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dunno who needs to hear this but if the left shouldn’t be calling people they disagree with Nazis and Fascists then the right shouldn’t be calling people they disagree with terrorists. Simple as.

27.09.2025 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just had someone tell me that just because someone is a doctor doesn’t mean they know vaccines are safe. I wish I had the creative capacity to make that up. The fact that people that unapologetically stupid can just walk around, allowed to believe they’re clever fills me with an inexplicable rage.

02.09.2025 00:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I love that part in dirty dancing where Patrick Swayze says “Nobody puts DaBaby in DaCorner”.

03.07.2025 12:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s strange to think that people of the year 3000 will never be able to truly grasp the cultural impact of the simple words, “Chicken Jockey”

06.04.2025 01:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(To the tune of Chappell Roan’s “Hot To Go”)

🎵F - A - M - I - L - and Y
LUCKY THERE’S A FAMILY GUY🎵

24.12.2024 11:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anston is just Dinnington for people who can’t face the truth. South Anston is just Anston for people who WON’T face the truth. “Oh I live in South Anston” Shut up. You live in a dustbin in the worst end of nowhere. And yes, I will have fries with that.

12.12.2024 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like if you’ve seen your dad’s dick
More than twice

17.11.2024 22:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This account is purely to post bollocks, don’t get too excited

17.11.2024 22:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0