YooperJaguar

I can see my city's name! Mama, we made it!

Approximately 24 hours apart. And it's going to snow until Tuesday 😶‍🌫️

A very healthy perspective!

March Friday 13th > Feb Friday 13th

I don't know why, I just know it's true.

The 2 southerners (we got them in FL) will not. My northern baby will about 75% of the time, especially if it involves going in the basement.

We both cackled. You know Lawrence thought of that joke about 5 years after Scrubs ended and kept it in his pocket.

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As long as they don't take the game to London, I am smuggling packets ALL DAY. Ketchup only hotdogs to piss of da bearz fanz!

I tried, but I came inside.

It Was Always The...

nevermind.

This is the year we finally beat the Bengals 🤣

Hendrickson should back out of this deal at 3:45 this afternoon. Embrace the Chaos!!!

Sure wish I could see if it snowed last night, but NO. We have to save that daylight so people don't drive home in the dark.

Boselli: So we doing this Hendrickson deal or what?

Jimmy Stones, licks finger, holds it in the air: Hold up. The wind shifted.

It's really the first two letters that are a problem. The second two letters are actually ok on their own.

I was low-key hoping we could poach him away

Buster made a play in New Orleans on TNF by knocking a Carr pass out of the endzone, penultimate play of the game. I was at the perfect angle to witness the athleticism on display. I am so happy he is coming back. He is the very definition of homegrown talent, & keeping thise players is so important

In hindsight, starting a new position the day the tampering window opens may have been a poor decision.

I hope after bowling you plan to have soup.

Mustard BBQ is sooooo good. I have never regretted it, Imma BOLO

There's a bit in the opening number where the customer is telling the shopkeep that a dozen eggs are too expensive.

No one wants to ralk about the astronomical price of eggs in this village due to the artificial egg shortage perpetrated by GASTON.

5 dozen eggs (60) × 7 days is 420 EGGS A WEEK.

Yeah, but once a Raider, always a Raider. RAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

Happy employee appreciation day! You have been awarded the points equivalent of $5. Reminder: you will be taxed on these awards. Please enjoy your $4.37 and we appreciate all you do!

2 minutes commercial break on this streaming service.

45 seconds drug commercial
30 seconds drug commercial
30 seconds insurance commercial (no, it doesn't cover either of the drugs in the drug commercials)
15 seconds commercial for the streaming service I am already watching

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THERE IS NO JANITOR 😫

Outchea meeting expectations up in this bitch. 3/5 ALL DAY