✨ lydia ✨

one of the vendors who comes to my workplace said that I reminded him of Alysa Liu and ngl gonna be riding that high all day, maybe the rest of the month

ugh didn’t finish that. my boyfriend. still in love with that nerd.

been a while since my last update

I graduated with a BA in English and got a job at a car dealership. still making my way through the process of getting onto my favorite game show. yes I am still in love with

update: we are in love 🌸

if the exercise scientist™️ only does two sets of bulgarians then i am only doing two sets fr

yo i came down with a fever while i was cuddling on the couch with the boyfriend and i shit you not he helped me up the stairs, tucked me into bed, and left a whole box of capri suns on my table

am i in love??

Elon Musk is the worst thing to happen to autistic people since the invention of microfiber

so proud that my 69th post was about Timothée Chalamet

screenshot of my profile indicating 69 posts

nice

snl should do the nation a favor and scrap Chappelle and have Timothée Chalamet host two times in a row

have Timmy perform one week as Bob Dylan and the next week entirely as $mokedcheddathaassgetta

that's the mystery 😎

yo in the past week or so i stepped in wet dog shit after my date ignored the puppy for too long and she got mad

then he rear ended me getting onto the freeway after leaving trivia night

he is my boyfriend now

oh yes i did! thank you so much, really loved the stickers!

my friends, you haven't lived until you date someone you can exchange ✨spicy poetry✨ with

my creative energy and libido have never been higher

i resolve only to be more ridiculous and unhinged this year. nobody will be able to stand me. 😎

don't let your dreams be dreams

new year's eve is for eating as many pizza rolls and as much french onion dip as possible

it's my night to shine

it's christmas and i'm spending the rest of it on my couch with my cat and all the movies

quiet christmas is underrated

you either die a wine aunt or live long enough to become the weed aunt

getting visited by three ghosts but they're all just telling me how to Post better??

all i want for christmas is a job that pays well that i don't hate and i hope santa and baby jesus can put aside their differences to make this christmas miracle happen amen

yeah so that first date had me worrying i would feel too much like his mother but the second date had me thinking "...daddy?"

o holy fuck merry frickin christmas to me

thank you Lily 🌸

thank you Josue ☺️

thank you! 🌸

ok my final grades are in

i'm graduating summa cum laude 😎 take that, nerds

wait, i mean

today i went to ikea and got a proper bookcase for my book piles and proper shelving for my vinyl piles and now i feel like a true and proper adult god blesss

if your apparel isn’t gay you can get the fuck outta my life

ah yes, good ol' fashioned cradle robbing. what wholesome fun!

that's not a straight answer but really, what did i expect