A femme person stands with hand on her hip, wearing an Alkaline Trio t shirt and shortalls. She's wearing platform boots and a sassy expression

Hi hello. I'm alive.

I gotta tell you....I forgot this platform existed

Not me being pissy because none of my friends stuff is showing up on my feed.

Hey so you have to follow people back here. In case you also didn't know. I'm 100 years old.

Yes plz

Me-"I'm such a yapper!" *doesn't post here for 2 months*.
So ANYWAY I'm mentally ill and horny. (Gotta teach the new algorithm what I'm into)

300 characters? Baby, are yappers even allowed here, legally? I have so much to say. All of the time. Also hello.