the modifier “pet” is like an anti-power word in the way it diminishes whatever comes after it.
for instance, a wife is a respectable woman; a pet wife is a drooling, legfucking thing with half a brain melting out of its ears at all times.
Additionally, some girls are destined for pethood; try as
…It is extremely weird to think I’ve been commissioning art and been around in the community for about 9 years now.
Oh to be perched upon a plinth for the rest of time~
Guarding. Gazing. Guided.
Guided by the desire to serve. Guided by purpose. Protecting your home and master. Guided by the reason you exist~
Good gargoyles obey. Good gargoyles perch. Good gargoyles serve forever. Good gargoyle~ 🩶
#MarbleMarch
💙My love of maids is well known but I do also have a soft spot for latex clad secretaries. Dutiful, loyal, and the only thing bouncing around in their mind being my schedule and the ways they can help make my day run just a bit more smooth. What’s not to love, really?
💙Don’t quite know how to feel about saying we ain’t always California sober these days. I’ve sort of taken that as more an indication of the state of the world that our risk assessment has shifted so much.
California sober (also known as T-girl sober): when you aren’t actually sober but the only things you’re currently on is weed and maybe some shrooms.
I need to do more writing and work on my tabletop campaign, I’ve just been basically entirely preoccupied with social events for the last few months that any time I can sit and stare at a wall, I take it without a moment’s hesitation.
Oop ! Someone got caught 😏🦈
adventurers don't exist to perform heroic feats or save the world, they exist to wander into ancient tombs and get subjected to obscure fetishes
I'm convinced that it was originally in yen and when they did the translation they didn't shift over the decimal point, because $14,000 feels *a lot* more reasonable.
There we go, thanks for kicking our just plain ‘too tired to proofread’ ass.
Everyone loves dollgirls, but far too many folks disregard the searing hotness that is *clockwork* dolls
Imagine not being able to move until your Owner remembers to turn the key, and even once you're moving again, the illusion of life is a mere mechanical imitation of it 😵💕🥺
Autocorrect is what I figured!!
It was extremely cathartic and frankly I think we desperately needed that cuz we feel a lot more stable again
managing to hit a guttertank's missile with the revolver while undergoing ego-death was perhaps the most spiritually orgasmic thing I experienced in my life
The thing I learned today is that the rooms all have different flavors (the final hallway in 5-1 tastes like blue raspberry)
❤️update playing ultrakill whilst blasted on shrooms is a terrible (read: amazing) idea and I recommend everyone does it (you probably shouldn't but I was very dumb.)
"Just want to make sure you always know that if you need it I'll gladly inscribe your name in a larger and more prominent position in the annals of my brutal conquests <333"
Me every time I make a post and expect my DMs flooded with new potential TF victims:
Genuinely been waiting over a month on one of them and am bothering the seller for a refund cuz like- we didn’t fucking get shit
Part of the reason I fucking despise the weather rn is I have multiple packages coming in the mail and can’t even tell if they’re still on their way or if they got lost in the blizzard.
Mistress never noticing any break-ins in the manor because intruders inevitably find an empty room with a maid dress before anything valuable and by morning the only evidence they were there is one extra maid, and Mistress never bothered counting them in the first place
💙Frankly at this point I can’t tell if we want to improve or if we just wanna get even worse
If I had to describe my mood I’d say I’m pretty okay in terms of mood and energy level, but I’m also a few steps away from an outright psychotic episode. So that’s mildly disconcerting.
Fuck it we like jumping on trends
True shit
I mean not wrong but I do enjoy those other things just in my own way you know? I’m a fucking freak I ain’t gonna limit myself to one thing lol
We’re getting out the frame by frame camera to tell if Hyper, transformation, inflation, or hypno is in the lead with this one
Tfw you can tell you’re a horny bitch but you don’t even know what you’re horny for at the sec
