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I write about beauty as an act of devotion, an art form, and a means of control. πŸ₯€ Substack 🌸 arabellesicardi.substack.com β€œThe House of Beauty” πŸ“• https://wwnorton.com/books/9780393531633 Oct 2025

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in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13744 πŸ” 3138 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 236

Historians are quite capable of explaining the hellscape that is the US at this particular minute, and its kind of telling that you imagine we won't because it means you haven't been listening or reading

08.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 967 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 7

Being a war and supply chain nerd has only prepared me for a more extravagant psychosis at this point

07.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

William Gibson and Nostradamus have never been seen in the same room together you know…. Think about that ☠️

04.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to want to write sci fi but we already live in an assassination market deepfake dystopia, so….

04.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Distraction turducken.

03.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This is grave robbery.

03.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)

02.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 3850 πŸ” 591 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 25

What’s the place below the abyss?

01.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 461 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 3

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

01.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 2925 πŸ” 782 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 26
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Kipling, after the death of his son, speaking in the voice of the Kaiser, his doctor, & an observer

28.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

One of the reasons we are the world's most prestigious literary magazine is because every issue we put out our contributors set the bar at writing the best poems of the century

26.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I get so confused by it too. I wanna study their ability to disassociate so much

20.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Latest Filler Craze is Actually, Sincerely: Another Human's Remains. Welcome to zombieland.

open.substack.com/pub/arabelle...

There is a hot new filler made of cadaver fat and I wrote about how beauty makes us all zombies.πŸ₯Ή

20.02.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE Begins Buying β€˜Mega’ Warehouse Detention Centers Across US Plans for such centers and jails in nearly two dozen communities have sparked protests over suitability, proximity to homes and schools.

BIG news from @bloomberg.com, which confirms that ICE has gone ahead and *purchased* multiple commercial warehouses with the aim of converting them into mass detention camps.

This is likely to be the big detention story of 2026 β€” literal warehousing of people.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

30.01.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 5733 πŸ” 3675 πŸ’¬ 488 πŸ“Œ 631
β€œThis is a Band-Aidβ€”I am trying my best while people in power deal with policy. This is what I can do,” explains Raines. In an interview with Vogue on her work during the pandemic, she confessed that doing the work with the pandemic crowding the city is skyrocketing her anxiety. β€œIt’s very unsettling for me and my team. Of course, we’re paranoid and washing our hands 24/7. Of course, my family is concerned. My kids and my sister beg me, β€˜Please, don’t go out there,’ and I’m just like, β€˜I gotta. We can’t give up on them right now. [I have asked the people here to] lay back, close their eyes, and trust that my Fighters for the World will make sure nobody will run up on them. We gained their trust with consistency by coming every Saturday. And that can’t end now. It is essential that we don’t lose that love and trust we’ve worked so hard to get from this community.” Raines lost her job recently due to pandemic budget cuts, but she’s still coming out every weekend with donations from her online network of supporters. She is still handing out roses from her car window and apologizing for not being able to hug the now-familiar faces on the street who call her mom, who call her godmother, who ask her about her health and her family.

β€œThis is a Band-Aidβ€”I am trying my best while people in power deal with policy. This is what I can do,” explains Raines. In an interview with Vogue on her work during the pandemic, she confessed that doing the work with the pandemic crowding the city is skyrocketing her anxiety. β€œIt’s very unsettling for me and my team. Of course, we’re paranoid and washing our hands 24/7. Of course, my family is concerned. My kids and my sister beg me, β€˜Please, don’t go out there,’ and I’m just like, β€˜I gotta. We can’t give up on them right now. [I have asked the people here to] lay back, close their eyes, and trust that my Fighters for the World will make sure nobody will run up on them. We gained their trust with consistency by coming every Saturday. And that can’t end now. It is essential that we don’t lose that love and trust we’ve worked so hard to get from this community.” Raines lost her job recently due to pandemic budget cuts, but she’s still coming out every weekend with donations from her online network of supporters. She is still handing out roses from her car window and apologizing for not being able to hug the now-familiar faces on the street who call her mom, who call her godmother, who ask her about her health and her family.

I know about Raines because @arabellesicardi.bsky.social described her and her work helping homeless people so beautifully in The House of Beauty.

29.01.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek

27.01.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 8015 πŸ” 1934 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 60
Der Spiegel headline: Der ICE-Kommandant im Nazi-Look
Martialisch und effektheischend, so tritt ICE-Kommandant Gregory Bovino gern auf.

Der Spiegel headline: Der ICE-Kommandant im Nazi-Look Martialisch und effektheischend, so tritt ICE-Kommandant Gregory Bovino gern auf.

I didn't say it. The Germans did.

23.01.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 6924 πŸ” 2210 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 145

Read The House of Beauty, 220 or so pages of more exhibits

23.01.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Pakistan, the CIA went around door-to-door pretending to be giving polio vaccines, while secretly hunting for Osama bin Laden. The result was that real health care workers were ignored or even killed, and hundreds of people got polio, which had otherwise been nearly eradicated worldwide.

22.01.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 635 πŸ” 271 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

My fragrance group chat is so powerful… got people shopping for each other in two different perfume sales across the country rn and a global decluttering swap happening at all times 😌

18.01.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect

16.01.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once you understand that you're dealing with murderous liars, you stop entertaining what they say as possibly credible and legitimate. The fight against them is about stopping them from terrorizing and killing by any means, not winning debates about your reality versus theirs.

08.01.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 2703 πŸ” 907 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 44
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Every single page of @arabellesicardi.bsky.social’s House of Beauty so far has contained a horrifying interesting fact I did not know about the beauty industry and also now I can’t stop thinking about how evil the term β€œbeauty” β€œindustry” is.

20.12.2025 17:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need a sixty minutes episode on why toothpaste is eleven dollars

19.12.2025 05:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok fine don’t wring my arm just subscribe to my substack lol

17.12.2025 22:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do find it hilarious that the person sitting next to me on the flight asked if I knew why there are so many Vietnamese nail techs and I was like… funny you should ask… I wrote a book about this exact subject that just came out πŸ˜†

06.12.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coco Chanel. And I wrote a pilot and a book chapter to prepare for this exact opportunity. Hahahahaha

06.12.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who Shares the Restroom Code with ICE Agents? (3rd printing) This collection of questions is an invitation to think about situations we may encounter with ICE, a poetic rant against ICE, and a provocation for ICE’s allies.

Yo! If you missed the first two printings, tonight I cranked out 100 more copies of the Public Collectors booklet "Who Shares the Restroom Code with ICE Agents?" Still just $6.00 from the Half Letter Press webstore. Give the gift of FUCK ICE to someone you love. halfletterpress.com/who-shares-w...

03.12.2025 04:50 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4