Nice I'll have to check that out

Building a social media account for a client and Facebook restricted it because it thought that I was a computer so it asks me for a phone number and ID so I can prove to the computer that I'm not a computer too....
wut...

Just spent 30 min playing guitar and what the fuck happened to my hands??
Is this atrophy??
It's gonna hurt to get back into playing music.

Now you Melon Felon dorks are in yer fee fees about 8647??
86 is a service industry term referring to removing an item from a dish, or a problematic person from a venue...
Unless you're in the Cosa Nostra, that is ALL that term means...
God you people are just the dumbest knucle draggers..

Everyone wants a piece once the creativity pays off
—but they weren’t willing to take the risk when it was just a process, not a product.... and THAT's why "yesterday’s price is not today’s price".

Woke Marxist Pope is the name of my new death metal band.

Do yourself a favor. Go to public square dot com, and search your zip code. It'll tell you which businesses in your area signed up bc they hold MAGA values.
If they are there it's not a fluke. They apply to be there.
Thankfully I don't do business with any of the ones in my area.
#Publicsquare

May the fourth of May be with you.

H1tl3r shuffled himself lose from the mortal coil 80 years ago today...So, like, you know... Sliver of hope?

Cuarto en mano, culo en tierra.

Deadmau5 got blackout drunk during his B2B at Coachella 2nd weekend and had to get helped offstage. The footage is hilarious.

The people in the Drive-Thru who order slowly for 15 people turn me into someone I don't want to be

Whether or not they put it out publicly is irrelevant...

When I hear one of my clients did the right thing by defending their employee and standing up for a marginalized group, you best believe they get some extra love.
#transrightsarehumanrights

If you come to my socials talking shit when I barely remember who you are?
Bye bitch.

So, Measles amirite??
I guess technically the next one WILL be a "plandemic" if you voted in the guy who exacerbated the last one.

Just got off the phone with someone that sounded like a voiceover recording.

I want to apologize to my friends who don't answer when I pick up sometimes.

Now I know how it feels when youre not sure if you're speaking to an automation.

Eagles chose not to go to the White House. I'm a proud Pats fan but Go Eagles for that decision. #philadelphiaeagles

Dude posted a picture of a wedding reception where he was deejaying using an iPad for music and an ipad for lights. no laptop in sight.
That shit gave me an anxiety attack.

I might play Le Tigre tonight. Meet me under the Merita Bread sign in downtown Orlando!

If what he did was a Roman salute, then this is a Roman face massage...

I wonder how Elon is spending his first presidents day...

To my church friends who have yet to mute me: What time do you people get out these days?
I'm trying to coordinate my supermarket runs and I don't want to do it during the week anymore.

Stop sending me this shit. See you tonight.

I got a goodie bag from fairvilla and this candy tastes like crap...

"they got us fucked up and Elon we know what that was , yeah " -Macklemore ,Fucked up

Domino's has a tik tok ad that has a pop-up that looks identical to one for the The tik tok ban.
If only their pizza was as good as your advertising.... Lol

I heard someone say "Elon isn't a Nazi ... Nazis made really good cars."

Imagine voting simpatico with the klan...yikes.

Lmao Matt Walsh hating the halftime show makes me like it just a little more lol

The halftime show was phenomenal. Dont at me. My favorite part was the protester with the Palestinian and Sudanese flag. Literal MVP. #freepalestine #superbowlhalftimeshow