Beer Baron

I was there at the Forum! Fun show. I’ve always wished I could rewatch it.

Haha that show was awesome! Me and about 6 others had entry way floor seats. Super close. And yes, my older buddy/co-worker dumped a bucket of popcorn on Nick Patrick as he headed to the ring before the 1st match!

Why, yet thy scandal were not wip’d away

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If anyone is interested, here’s the guy’s Insta: www.instagram.com/battlebeasts...

oh shit we got hennepin hannah

Imagine being such a massive cringey dweeb that even the people running the Tropical Island Pedo Party make excuses to not invite you. Elon should be so embarrassed that he self terminates this weekend.

it's all terrible but epstein making maxwell lie to elon saying he's not doing pedo hangs anymore is ao funny

One of the greatest and most underrated 80s toy lines. I’m very happy I’ve got my full collection of Series 1-3. There’s a guy on instagram who’s been designing new Beasts and 3D printing them. He’s done about 6 thus far with another one coming soon!

(Lex Luger voice) “I’m from LA! I don’t even know what a Kalogeras sister is!”

I’m really glad I’ve never heard of these mutants before, and I’m from LA! Influencers need to be abolished.

Saw this on the street earlier today. You know, when you’ve lost the crazy homeless person demographic, it’s time to step down from the Presidency.

Disgusting what’s happening in Minneapolis. Bunch of untrained dipshits antagonizing people in hopes that it explodes into violence so Trump can Insurrection Act us all. Fuck everyone who enables this lunatic. He’s destroyed our country.

Judy Winslow will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

We made it. Holy shit, we made it!
#HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2026 #NewYear2026

Yeah, I know what you mean. My wife gave it to me for Christmas.

#MerryChristmasEveryone #MerryChristmas2025 #MerryXmas #MerryChristmas

Heigh-ho, sing heigh-ho! Unto the green holly

Alexander loves destroying Recreational Vehicles. Weird, but he has an irrational hatred of RVs! He only speaks German, so when he's vaporized by the ol' C4 on a Computer Monitor Trick by McClane, it wasn't that much of a loss. Alexander lived as he died, blowing shit up.

Heinrich is the explosives expert of the group. He loves blowing shit up. Be it a high rise rooftop or the 31st floor bathroom! All you gotta do is just get him some detonators, and he will make it rain!

Plain & simple, Uli is a badass. He’s the only non-European of the group. Uli told his compatriots he knows kung-fu, even though he doesn't. He has a sweet tooth, and a heart of gold. He has also killed numerous Chinese gang members in San Francisco on the orders of David Lo Pan.

Marco’s an Italian terrorist who’s fond of dispensing sage advice to his adversaries. He’s a big Tuco fan from Good, Bad, & The Ugly. Loves the quote, “Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!" Enjoys calling his friends & enemies alike "Dog" & "Pal".

When he's not aiding international terrorists, Eddie is actually the front man of a semi-successful Huey Lewis tribute band, Power of Love. Much like Karl, Eddie also has a horrible gambling problem. FanDuel’s ruined his life as he’s always putting 50 bucks on the wrong assholes.

Well, look at what we got here! It’s Tough Guy Franco! McClane blasts “Fashionable Male’s”kneecaps straight to hell sending him headfirst into a glass window. Amazingly, his hair stayed perfectly quaffed throughout.

Who’s this? Why it’s Kristoff aka “The Forgotten Terrorist”. He's French and was Theo's assistant on the 30th floor. Would ya just look at this dork!

“On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of EVIL!"

"Why'd you have to slime the whole building, Vigo?"

I’d pay all the money I had to see a Die Hard/Ghostbusters crossover movie.

This man claims to be James, but that is a lie! This man is the Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Carpthian, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, Vigo the Unholy!

🎶If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Fritz!🎶

Fritz dreams of sitting on a beach surrounded by babes while sporting that luscious head of hair as his money makes 20%. At least that’s what Hans has been saying.

Next up is Tony Vreski who buys the cheapest fake ID's possible just so he can save up enough money to buy his big brother Karl a Nintendo for Christmas! Has smaller shoes size than John McClane's sister, and owns over 10 different pairs of sweatshirt/sweat pants combos.

Theo! Computer hacker par excellence, not brought along for his charming personalty! This TechBro is a big fan of Christmas because it’s perfect sweater weather. Oh, and he absolutely loves when quarterbacks get toasted.

This Han's 2nd in command, Karl Vreski. He’s a bit of a hot head, and he loves messing with his younger brother especially when he’s working, In his spare time, he just hanging around, mouthing the words "Asian Dawn", and he also lost a bet to this guy... ⬇️