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cats and books and bikes and minneapolis and tv and the courts and politics and religion - paralegal, geek, lapsed muslim convert

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A petite brown kitten with white paws snooze on a blanket on top of a Chewbacca squishmallow

A petite brown kitten with white paws snooze on a blanket on top of a Chewbacca squishmallow

The same petite brown kitten with a white bib its on top of a white toilet, looking coyly at the camera.

The same petite brown kitten with a white bib its on top of a white toilet, looking coyly at the camera.

Kitten posting will continue until morale improves. Did I tell yaโ€™lll that this little asshole ate 5 feet of ribbon the day before we were supposed to leave for our Star Trek Cruise? Luckily caught it before we left and got Roan into emergency surgery. His nickname is now Gold Pressed Latinum.

14.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you able to post a link or some info on the size fits?

13.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just put in a preorder to pick this up at Magers and Quinn in June. I have a had a hard time reading non fiction beyond doomscrolling the news, but will make it a goal to actually read this book

12.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a pair of earrings that have a printed out fuck over a set of ice cubes.  Label says from โ€œas you wish gemstonesโ€

a pair of earrings that have a printed out fuck over a set of ice cubes. Label says from โ€œas you wish gemstonesโ€

New earrings, stay salty Minnesota

10.03.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sassy calico cat sits upside down on a chair and looks up at the camera

A sassy calico cat sits upside down on a chair and looks up at the camera

The same calico cat is stretched out upside down on a bed

The same calico cat is stretched out upside down on a bed

The calico cat is splayed upside down in front of a fireplace

The calico cat is splayed upside down in front of a fireplace

Sheโ€™s beauty. Sheโ€™s grace. Sheโ€™ll punch you in the face.

Kedi is a former Minneapolis kitty hall cat-idate. We went to visit her at animal control after the event, where she pegged us as bleeding heart suckers and bit Kyle, knowing I wouldnโ€™t leave her behind to be put down.

08.03.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need! Are you doing your we keep us safe Minneapolis logo, or the city one?

07.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the folks at Bevel. My sister was visiting from out of town, and had been putting off getting her lobes repierced. I brought her into Bevel, and they charged her like $10 a lobe to reopen them vs. $50 to repierce (plus the cost of jewelry to keep in the reopened piercings).

06.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Young brown kitten, old gray cat, and round orange cat sit on a covered radiator in front of an open window

Young brown kitten, old gray cat, and round orange cat sit on a covered radiator in front of an open window

Itโ€™s crack the windows season, and the cats are HERE FOR IT

05.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a screen shot from star trek lower decks with the captain and number one glaring at the computer Landru with a sign that says "do NOT Obey"

a screen shot from star trek lower decks with the captain and number one glaring at the computer Landru with a sign that says "do NOT Obey"

03.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are also very much not cruise ppl, last year's cruise was supposed to be our 1 & done. But it's a cult and now we must go every year - only 3 more years until we're assimilated into the Borg Cruise Collective! It's a genuinely chill group of likeminded ppl (just a few punchable ones to avoid).

03.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a graphic of the state of Minnesota, colored to reflect the Minnesota flag.  Vulcan calligraphy translated as "infinite diversity in infinite combinations" runs down the middle of the state

a graphic of the state of Minnesota, colored to reflect the Minnesota flag. Vulcan calligraphy translated as "infinite diversity in infinite combinations" runs down the middle of the state

I commissioned it from T'Kay, Vulcartist - www.tkayart.com. I checked, and they're a-ok with me sharing it!

03.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cruise ship door decorated with a Minnesota with Vulcan calligraphy which says โ€œinfinite diversity in infinite combinations.โ€

A cruise ship door decorated with a Minnesota with Vulcan calligraphy which says โ€œinfinite diversity in infinite combinations.โ€

Decorations on a cruise door that says โ€œMinnesota land of 10,000+ geeks and infinite diversity in infinite combinations.โ€  It is surrounded by historic photos of native Americans, and immigrants and refugees.

Decorations on a cruise door that says โ€œMinnesota land of 10,000+ geeks and infinite diversity in infinite combinations.โ€ It is surrounded by historic photos of native Americans, and immigrants and refugees.

The author of this post wearing a trekkies against fascism shirt, standing next to the actor and broadway star Anthony Rapp.

The author of this post wearing a trekkies against fascism shirt, standing next to the actor and broadway star Anthony Rapp.

Back home from Star Trek: The Cruise! Our Minnesota themed door and give away items were well received, and facilitated dozens of conversations about the federal invasion. Itโ€™s always shocking to step outside my twin cities bubble and face the fact that no one really knows how bad it is here.

03.03.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The back bumper of a white Subaru forester with two stickers:  an outline of a forester with โ€œmay the forester be with youโ€ printed inside, and the other that says โ€œMinnesota, Nice,โ€ with a raised middle finger and a loon saying ope

The back bumper of a white Subaru forester with two stickers: an outline of a forester with โ€œmay the forester be with youโ€ printed inside, and the other that says โ€œMinnesota, Nice,โ€ with a raised middle finger and a loon saying ope

I got this at bench pressed a few weeks ago

01.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just picked up TOS novel โ€œLost to Eternity,โ€œ published in 2024. Itโ€™s one of the Star Trek Cruise book club picks. Written by George Cox. Also have the other book club pick, set in the Discovery series time by John Jackson Miller.

17.02.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fellow MN geeks, I should have leftover pins that Iโ€™ll bring to Marscon. Theyโ€˜re small and plastic, so might not be suitable for mailing.

09.02.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A display of stickers and pins that mash up Star Trek and Minnesota.  One sticker has a picture of Shaxs from Lower Decks, and says โ€œFighting Fascism is a Full Time Jobโ€ and one has a picture of Captain Sisko that says โ€œDonโ€™t Just Look for Gabriel Bell, Be Gabriel Bellโ€

A display of stickers and pins that mash up Star Trek and Minnesota. One sticker has a picture of Shaxs from Lower Decks, and says โ€œFighting Fascism is a Full Time Jobโ€ and one has a picture of Captain Sisko that says โ€œDonโ€™t Just Look for Gabriel Bell, Be Gabriel Bellโ€

Iโ€™m heading out on the Star Trek Cruise next week, and Iโ€™ve got myself a bunch of MN Trek swag to distribute to fellow cruisers, because fighting fascism is a full time job! Hoping to raise funds for the Immigrant Rapid Relief Fund as well, if I donโ€™t get in trouble for soliciting donations ๐Ÿซ 

09.02.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A round black and white cat, and a skinny white and black cat stare expectantly at the person taking the picture

A round black and white cat, and a skinny white and black cat stare expectantly at the person taking the picture

itty bitty where are our chicken wings super bowl committee

09.02.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sun set reflects in clouds over the Whipple building

A sun set reflects in clouds over the Whipple building

ICE does not deserve a single Minnesota sunset

06.02.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign with a bat cat says โ€œthereโ€™s nothing scarier than fascismโ€, next to a bag with porgs, a gas mask, and goggles

A sign with a bat cat says โ€œthereโ€™s nothing scarier than fascismโ€, next to a bag with porgs, a gas mask, and goggles

#justminneapolisthings

05.02.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A coworker actually got instagrammed. Her cat didnโ€™t like them, so she passed them along to mine. Theyโ€™re quite popular here!

04.02.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A small black and white potato cat looks perturbed that a brown kitten is sleeping in her cat donut bed

A small black and white potato cat looks perturbed that a brown kitten is sleeping in her cat donut bed

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#catsofminneapolis - Ace would like to know why interloper new kitten Roan is in HER donut

04.02.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would you be able to DM me the firm? Iโ€™d like to use that to poke my firm to get moving.

03.02.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was pulled into a work emergency getting folks set for a trial on the east coast this morning. Normal introductions include how are you, to which I say: The federal government killed someone in front of my donut shop a week ago, so I am righteously angry. #justminneapolisthings

01.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An old gray cat sits on the couch next to a printed sign with a cat that says โ€œPretti Good โ€˜n Madโ€ and 3 buttons that say: For Good; For Pretti; and Fuck Fascistsโ€

An old gray cat sits on the couch next to a printed sign with a cat that says โ€œPretti Good โ€˜n Madโ€ and 3 buttons that say: For Good; For Pretti; and Fuck Fascistsโ€

Visited local letterpress shop Bench Press today for yard signs and other locally printed merch. If youโ€™re in the Twin Cities, 10/10 would recommend getting your fuck fascism and ICE merch there.

31.01.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I canโ€™t take credit for these pieces - they belonged to my mother in law, who was an amazing spitfire daughter of the Iron Range ๐Ÿ’ช

31.01.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two cats sit on a white fire place mantle.  The black and white one looks out a window, surrounded by geeky items.  The brown one sits by a raven lamp, and a painting of native Americans wearing animal blankets

Two cats sit on a white fire place mantle. The black and white one looks out a window, surrounded by geeky items. The brown one sits by a raven lamp, and a painting of native Americans wearing animal blankets

#catsofminneapolis

31.01.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three cats play at the end of a couch - a small brown striped cat reaches up to wack a skinny white and black cat, with an older gray cat in the corner sniffing the white guyโ€™s butt

Three cats play at the end of a couch - a small brown striped cat reaches up to wack a skinny white and black cat, with an older gray cat in the corner sniffing the white guyโ€™s butt

#catsofminneapolis rock out to Tom Morello and Bruce Springsteen livestream from First Ave today

30.01.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
The Current | Great Music Lives Here The Current, from Minnesota Public Radio, Great Music Lives Here

Not me sitting on my couch listening to the Currentโ€™s Minneapolis mention set, crying into my coffee. Fuck this shit man.

30.01.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks so much!

30.01.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please also discuss Georgia Fort - local Twin Cities journalist who was also arrested this morning for the same

30.01.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0