"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
03.03.2026 08:16
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"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
Troy Deeney is an idiot and so are you
A little bit of info re the Port Vale scorer against Sunderland.
#nufc
"I understand Ayatollah Khamenei's holiday plans have been seriously disrupted by his death."
“It was not big enough and it was in the wrong shade of brown so I’m not paying the invoice”
We made a doc following the last #NUFC Championship season in 16/ 17, we didn’t finish it and release it until 2020 for reasons. Anyway, one the fans we followed had a baby during that season - she called him Bobby. Bobby is leading the team out at Man City tonight as Newcastle United’s only mascot!
We won plenty in the league when he first joined. Brighton 2-1 at home I believe for example. And have won non-league games. Nothing burger.
A sign at the BBC saying, incorrectly, "Don't tell him your name Pike". As we all know the correct line is "hey Pike, don't tell the German U Boat Captain what your name is, your name being Pike. Private Frank Pike. Remember not to reveal that information". Classic.
Love those famous sitcom catchphrases
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.
This Brazilian woman hates AI
Superb stuff www.instagram.com/reel/DUEVwe9...
big time nerd in a mirror selfie. Guy looks like some kind of rule follower lmao! he’s wearing a spiffy blue oxford shirt (with pocket), red and white vans with red stars on them. the nerd looks rather spangly but that’s not what he was going for, which now you are realizing why the guy is a nerd. nerd guy looks like he has a little bit of experience in a chemo chair and can’t nobody tell him nothing! the nerd is proud that he’s done the work to get to this point and fuck you cancer
Chemo Day #100
J. Crew Oxford
Vans x Bianca Chandon
hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?
This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.
The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.
Let's talk about it.
imagine going back in time to ancient greece and you meet a guy named jason
Genuineq. Does this actually check out statistically? I always think that shots from range lead to more tap ins from the keeper, post, Bar etc and that will not be taken into account in the stats
Also calling it...
If you're whining before the event, just don't watch it.
Maybe top level, fiercely compeitive football isn't for you.
Maybe #NUFC aren't for you?
There are other clubs.
Or maybe football's not your sport?
This is quite a post
www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...
lol. Started mine in September and have barely got a spade in the ground
2025 - The year #NUFC finally ended the trophyless run. The 24/25 season was an emphatic success because of it but the 25/26 season doesn't feel like a step forward.
Performances have been disappointing and I'm not sure where we'll end up but I do know it's better than it was, success isn't linear.
If you’d told me this time last year we’d do this I’d have had you sectioned…
✅ Demolish Arsenal home / away
🏆 Win the bloody Cup
✅ Qualify for the CL
🤷🏼♂️ Sell Isak for £125m
🤷🏼♂️ No stadium / training news
✅ Be in the SF of the Cup again
✅ 4 pts off CL places
🤷🏼♂️ Howe under pressure from some
#nufc
Oh for the days when just avoiding relegation was "success".
I've had enough of this yet another cup semi final, high possibility of advancing in the CL, level of unacceptable abject failure.
Get a fucking grip FFS.
#NUFC
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
Thinking about my mate Sausage today, named that since a teenage camping trip when he wanted his sausages cooked for longer than anyone else. You never know when life is going to ambush you with something that sticks forever. Sausage is in his 50s now.
I would like to see Moth played by an actual moth.
This weekend I’m gonna go wander down the railroad tracks & look for a dead body. You should come.
A package of 365 Whole Foods Market "Classic White Hot Dog Buns"
When your friend White Hot Dog Buns says something funny and you're just like
