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Saint Vespaluus

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Cambridge alumnus; vegetarian; voracious reader; woke, left-leaning humanist; Spoken Word artist and Everton fan!

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'Mike's Mini Men' (Roy of the Rovers comic, 1978: "It must be a fluke! It must be!"

Sexism, poor marking and the taste of sour grapes all in one panel.

12.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The tickets have been released for my two shows at Prohibition in August!

Really looking forward to working with Daisy Summerfield.

Ticket links below:

www.prohibitionrecordingstudios.co.uk/events/the-g...

www.prohibitionrecordingstudios.co.uk/events/the-g...

10.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A heartbroken John Noakes ponders the quotidian nature of his alleged thoughts - and curses an incorrect use of a possessive case apostrophe in 'Buddy' (1981):

09.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You wait all your life for one Liverpool-based Vaughan to turn up in the singles collection of a Hertfordshire record shop*, and then....

(See also M and B Winters at the Glasgow Empire: "Oh, no - there's two of the f*ckers!")

*The fortuitously-named 'Empire Records', St Albans.

#WeekendSingles

08.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My 'The Girl Who Could Fly'
show comes to Liverpool in August.
Prohibition (behind the Everyman) is such a beautiful venue.
And I'm just honoured to be joined by the brilliant Daisy Summerfield as 'The Singer'.
Tickets go on sale on Tuesday March 10th.

07.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, Sal and our middle baby Jack - just forty minutes away from the St Albans City/Dulwich Hamlet National League South thriller!

07.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and My Celebrity Mates at The Mansion - A World Book Day Special!

4. Peppa Pig (right of pic)

06.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes - it's a picture of me and Mollie Sugden on a Barnes Travel to West Brom in the early 2000s.
She caused MURDER.

04.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In the Mouth of Madness / Film (1 - 12) | Saint Vespaluus

Film of the Day
In the Mouth of Madness (USA 1995)

www.saintvespaluus.co.uk/film-1-12/in...

04.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We'll be looking at Harlan Ellison's brilliant 1957 short story 'The Soldier' in tomorrow's 'Worlds of Sci-Fi' Shared Reading group.

This week's photos are from Cambridge photographer D.Stuart's images* of the deserted Butlin's in Filey - very 'sci-fi'/Xbox FPS!

*Thanks to @jondennis.bsky.social

03.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've always tried to get the message across that great literature explains and illustrates the human condition, and most importantly, that there are good souls out there who think, feel and love the way that π˜†π—Όπ˜‚ do.
But nothing encapsulates my time on earth as succinctly and accurately as this cat:

03.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Viz
Ex-snooker star raconteur death-in-Spain armageddon:

01.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Dreaming (46)
Live at The Bookbinder, Lark Lane.
A brilliant night of Spoken Word and comedy in beautiful surroundings!
And it's free!

01.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡"Movin' 'cross the floor
Make me wanting more
Eagle Eyes..."🎡

01.03.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish!

01.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's tremendous!

01.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🎡"We're for-ever,
Ever-ton!"🎡

01.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

God bless you, Blue boys!

28.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus! What a save!

28.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GTFI!

28.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Uzak / Film (1 - 12) | Saint Vespaluus

Film of the Day
Uzak (Turkey 2002) πŸ“½

A sad, beautiful treatise on life:

www.saintvespaluus.co.uk/film-1-12/uzak

26.02.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dead Presidents / Film (1 - 12) | Saint Vespaluus

Film of the Day
Dead Presidents (USA 1995) πŸ“½

www.saintvespaluus.co.uk/film-1-12/de...

25.02.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Dreaming
Vol.46
Spoken Word and music at The Bookbinder - in beautiful Lark Lane!
Apply* for a performing slot now!

*DM, please.

24.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We'll be reading and discussing Nghi Vo's 2024 Hugo award-winning short story 'Stitched To Skin Like Family Is' at this week's Worlds of Sci-Fi Shared Reading group.
Texts and refreshments are free. We meet in The Reader Mansion's Red Room on Wednesday February 25th at 1pm
All welcome!

#booksky

24.02.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The collar is a bit extravagant, but a nice shirt, nevertheless.
Len's goal v Man United in that (WBA) 5-3 away was a thing of great beauty.

24.02.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's not a great deal you can do with the Derby template, but I like the Umbro embellishments.

24.02.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent work, Chris. 'TTWL' was one of the last of the Wyndham 'canon' I read, and to tell the truth, it was a bit disappointing. There's a (tedious) touch of smartarsery about the book, and it lacks the earnestness and urgency of his (much) better novels. A decent read, nevertheless.

24.02.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beautiful Football Photographs

1. WBA's Laurie Cunningham torments Derby County's Gerry Ryan (?) and positively traumatises Colin Todd at the Baseball Ground during the 1977-78 season.

A revolution is coming!

24.02.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and Peter Reid share an orthopaedic bath, RzeszΓ³w, Poland, 23.2.16.

23.02.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I left the house at 11.15 or so this morning, muttering 'Eff off Everton/England' after getting up all excited to watch the T20. I've just seen the denouement now!

22.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0